Wednesday, January 31, 2007

SKINT AS A CAT !












Right Lads & Ladies,

Call this number 021 486 55 77 & tell us what bill 's you want paid on Red Fm's Skint giveaway.


We could call you any time of day, if you answer the phone with " Red Fm i'm skint pay my bills " we will pay the bill you have registered with us on the spot

Pretty daycent of us ya !

Tune into the Red Rooster every morning for the live calls .


Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Bum Rush.


Hello Boys and Girls …

Today we learned all about “ colonic irrigation “ can you say that word … co lon ic irrr aaaa gation .. very good !

Mandy a regular listener to the Red Rooster had not dropped the kids off to the pool for 5 days, she has just given up the smokes ya see !

As you can imagine she was concerned about her constipation conundrum, who you gonna call “ poo busters “

Susan from the Sante Clinic in Middleton was listening into the daily discussion and called in to tell us that our suggestion of “getting the girl to stand on her head and employing the services of a snake charmer “ would not work – now that would be funny !

She told us all about her job as the human Dynorod, very interesting stuff!

Tune in tomorrow when we will be fusing rabbit D.N.A. with a chainsaw in the hope of revolutionizing the common vibrator.

Monday, January 22, 2007

FARTY PANTS ... WTF ?


Farty Pants .....


With built in filter, prevents the pong of arse wind, would you wear one ?

Friday, January 19, 2007

THIS VIDEO IS JUST BEYOND COMPREHENSION – THE WORST SONG EVER CONCEIVED.

The Worlds Worst Rapper - What the F*ck ?

HAPPY FRIDAY !

Best of the rooster - Sat mornings at 10 am !

Larry Gogans Chinese Takeaway Call.

The Beckhams buy Neverland prank.

Kids in the car.

90 classic Pearl Jam

Hot Release Mika Grace Kelly .

Bridie Marys flower shop call !


See ya Monday.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

BACK IN ACTION !


Alright Ladies & Langers,

Back in full swing after the xmas madness.

Got lots of plans for the show for 2007, we just gonna have a laugh and make mornings a bit of fun for ya.