UPDATE !

Sorry its a shite day for news today but ...............

Remember the theme song for the movie "Jaws" and those ominious notes that put the fear of sharks and the water into so many of us?

TA DUM, TA DUM, TA DUM, TA DUM...

Well, out of the AP comes news that Tommy Johnson, whose tuba "put the shark teeth" into the Jaws theme song died at the age of 71.

Johnson, a veteran studio musician, played on thousands of movie scores over nearly 50 years, including "The Godfather," "Titanic," and the Star Trek series.

"The Word " is coming back to the rooster in the next few weeks, loads a cash to win so stay tuned peeps !

Also The Red Rooster podcast will be up and running really soon, were gonna make it banging & cheeky , tunes we cant play on air and things we cant say !

Worst songs ever ... Voted by you ! !

We asked you to bang in what you regared as the greatest shite ever to be recorded.....

Worst song, Cheeky girls- touch my bum

Alan ere. Cartoons. uh e uh ah ah

From paris to berlin. Eh i'm blue ba ba de a ba die...... You get the drift hah

klf up in cork con and everyone use to go around doin the dance like a load of sharks!

Worst song- madonna's american pie,what a disaster, Francine ere again

Worst song ever is unchained melody from heather

The jcb song. Thats what i call crap. Olly from whitecross.

The birdie song' and 'the frog chorus by Paul McCartney' are the corniest songs ever.Joanne in Bweeng.

Anything from steps definitly the worst band that are still alive

The worst song ever was a cheeky song by cheeky girls!
Yellow poka dot bikini must be the worst. Jackie

Bad songs: Ant n dec lets gt ready 2 rumble. da vengabus by vengaboys. Anything by richie kavanagh...Mobile fone?...Cmon! Grainne, bco

How's things paul here the worst song ever has 2 b star trekkin across the universe...

Timmy mallet. Agh hate it. 4get wot its called. Pat cobh

Yellow poka dot bikini

Paris hilton stars are blind.

A doughnut has an end when its eate

Anything by boyzone

Worse song d barney song banana's in pj's 4m mad mike.

Crazy frog song niamh cork

Footballs coming home is the most annoying song ever

That song. MMMM MMMM. Dont remember who sang it. Thank god. Ha ha. ANTONETTE FROM Rylane.

The worst song ever was the dance song about kentucky friend chicken and mc donald's don't know the name of it its so bad but its about take away's!! Sarah

Anything from simply red the redheaded git looks like something from Fragile rock mark Leahy Cob

Bad songs frm grainne...Again. Cant blieve i 4got d birdie song! n crazy frog axel f song. Grainne bcolig again!

Worst song - Gold by Spandau Ballet! – Andy

My mate and me, two more votes for JBC song

Worst song... Ah it has to be the Hoffs new one. 'Jump in my car' ha ha! I mean COME ON! Dee

The fast food rocker's or any aqua song, Eddie

Worst song robbie williams angels.... The amount of radio play that got nearly drove me over the edge.... Josie

Worst songs ever is 2 little boys by rolf harris and bob d fecking bullder

Da crazy frog song is the worst song ever! After 5 seconds u want 2 break things! Steve

ny songs by Foster and Allen Angela

The worst song ever would have to be 'Chico Time' from Chico in the X-Factor...Caroline

There are so many bad songs !! bob the builder and i'm a big big girl in a big big world .. (don't know the name !) ! And barney ! Jess moloney

I am the 1 and only, Chesney Hawkes. Uugh. Vinc

m 2 sexy right said fred worst ever the boys fermoy

Beyonce and de ja vu. This song really proves she shou

ts instead of sings. She's shite. Dave from clon

Sorry lads to remind yee of this but the worst song ever is "the voice" remenber that tragedy from the eurovision,Kevin

Mr lonley is da wurst song ever, its completly pointles and da skqueaky voice reks my head EOIN

The macarena has to be one of the worst songs ever especially that dance, if u can call it that, such an irritating song. X sarah

Ritchie kavanaghs my girlfriend has a mobile phone has to be the worst shit ever on d radio!

plz play the cork version of lilly allens sng! plz plz! oh the worse song is spirials sexy girl

Worst song ever! aqua: barbie girl

ROOSTER BABIES............

Happy Tuesday,
Some really funny baby pictures sent in by listeners ... keep em coming !

THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC !

Assaulting the 96 FM Fugitive Finbarr Barry Oh Bollocks! The 96FM fugitive is back and up to his old tricks - mainly annoying decent Corkonians and brain washing the simple minded who are running around Cork frantically asking the public if they are the new messiah. Should you have had the misfortune to find yourself in Dublin (as if it wasn't shit enough being there already) you'll be bombarded by the exact same images and branding as 98FM churn out the same pre-packaged competition in Dirty Aul Town. Of all people, we at the PROC would be quick off the mark if the Dubs had copied a Cork idea. Nah. The fugitive idea is a concept conceived many moons ago by Australian Radio Station 2Day FM and syndicated to stations like 96FM and 98FM in Dublin. A 'fugitive' is 'let loose' somewhere in Cork and the station gives out hints to his whereabouts. Listeners who ask him if he is the fugitive win a prize. Now, there's nothing wrong with a bit of marketing and promotion. Red FM's bugs competition (they put a mic somewhere around Cork, play sounds from it on air and give a few hints for listeners to work out its location) does not directly impact on the public who do not wish to partake. Red FM listeners are the only participants and besides some street and newspaper advertising that's the only impact on the general public. 96FM on the other hand have a history of interfering with non-listeners: the never-ending cash call competition and Mick Mulcahy's (often highly entertaining) wind-ups are two that come to mind. Our objection to the current Fugitive competition is that it again intends to irritate people who have chosen to not listen to the station - effectively spamming "the good people of Cork" as Niall likes to call us. In their own words: "The 96fm Fugitive could be your next-door neighbour or even your workmate. Maybe he's that shady character who sat next to you on the bus this morning, so ask anyone and everyone "Are you the 96fm Fugitive" Firstly, if you are sad enough to succumb to this clever marketing drive it is dangerous. 96FM themselves acknowledge that station jocks like Prendeville get on people's tits. A recent plug on the station featured vox pop material of Corkonians giving their honest opinion on the host of Cork's Opinion Line. Some comments are less than generous. Therefore, with the apparent consent of the station itself it is safe to assume that a large portion of Corkonians don't like Neil and consequently 96FM. And we're being diplomatic with the "don't like". Why then, are station listeners instructed to "ask anyone and everyone"? Personally, if you ask me if I'm the 96 FM fugitive I will make you suffer unimaginable pain - especially (but not exclusively) if you are male and look like you might be over 18. This man will not appreciate being asked if he is the fugitive Secondly, Cork is a safe city but staying safe means not engaging with wackers, scobes and shams of any description. Can you imagine sitting at the back of the number seven bus wondering if the six foot four feen next to you with LOVE/HATE tattooed on his knuckles, stinking of gat and a large facial scar most likely a result of a traumatic childhood experience is the 96FM Fugitive? He is on the bus home having been told he has to get four letters of refusal from employers before he gets his dole. He's angry. The very last thing you should do is to attempt to communicate with this man but the temptation of a few grand is too big for some. The white angel perched on your right shoulder is shouting "DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS HUMAN - HE WILL CAUSE YOU PAIN". Meanwhile the red devil on your shoulder is whispering in your ear "if you don't ask, you can't win!!". Its at your own risk and 96FM aren't going to pay for your orthodontist when things go wrong. Anyone interested in buying them out and forcing them to play Henrys Classics 24 hours a day should contact us immediately to put an end to this torture. Practically Speaking There are a number of options open to you should you be confronted by some gowl asking you if you are the fugitive. At the time of writing they are not legal but will give you an incredible sense of satisfaction as well as doing many of us a huge favour. Lamp: 1. Answer "Yes I am the Fugitive!". Open your wallet and drop some token change into their palm. Then using a recently "decommissioned" AK-47 hidden down your trousers, produce it quickly and point it at the questioner's head liberally discharging high impact rounds until they stop asking people if they are the fugitive. Wait for the law to arrive and claim that Neil made you do it. 2. Deftly grabbing his testicles or appropriate body part quickly attach a tow rope, the other end which you have secured to the tow bar of a 96FM street cruiser. The rest of the details will be outlined by the State Pathologist at your trial. 3. Producing a can of pepper spray, cake their face in it. Drag them to your car (bound and gagged) and transport them to a darkened room in a disused gaf in West Cork. Place headphones on their head and play 96FM "classics" from artists like Brian Kennedy, Coldplay and THe Sawdoctors on repeat at horrendously high volume for two weeks. Release them when you become more widely hunted than the 96FM fugitive.

IRISH YOGA !

Legends in their own underpants !

RED FM'S GO DEEP SHOW

Back again, jesus twice in a day - something wrong !

Red FM's Greg n Shane ( fish go deep ) are on Red Fm every friday night from 9-11

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I have the pleasure of producing their house show every week , their just about to hit the big time with their monster world wide track Cure& the Cause, very proud of em !

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www.godeepmusic.com/mixes/fishgodeep.mov

Lazy ass is back blogging !

Ok im really sorry about the lack of updating on the oul blogger, wont happen again boss !


Hope your all well n happy?

Loads happening on the rooster show of late, some great comedy bits flying around and of course were giving away 20 grand to blow in one day on friday morning so that means we play those 3 songs sometime this week.... like maybe a day after Wednesday ... maybe :-)


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