Back Street Bird .... very funny ! !

Thriller Wedding !

Halloween Prank !

Feen with a tail ?????

This guy really has a tail!

P.C. PIPE !

Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe.

Im the Gaffer !

Thanks Joan x

Hi

Please be so kind as to pass this link on to KC an Lenny. It is in relation to their God Hates Ireland Creep, Fred Phelps. It is very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF5mfG0vO8o

Fred Phelps son hit on by reporter

Kind regards

Joan

This Morning ..................

................I have mostly been eating Prozac”

We had this guy on from www.godhatesireland.com a fascist f*ck head who hates Irish & Gays, dances on Irish flags and proclaims were all doomed Because of our tolerant attitude to homosexual tendencies in Irish society - not really the normal content of the Red Rooster, but it was just crying out to be covered.

If you missed it we will bang it out again tomorrow morning ( wed) after 8 and on the best of the Rooster sat morning.10 – 12.

There was no point in a serious confrontational interview, so in true Rooster styley we ripped the piss big time. . . it was the funniest thing ever when Lenny started to crack onto this tool !

Check it tomorrow :)

When Limerick Rappers Go Bad.....

What we won at the national radio awards !

D1: Community/Social Action


Brake the Cycle

Winner Cork’s Red FM104-106

A5: New Irish Music/Musical Talent Programme

Transmission – Green – on Red - Slayer

Winner Cork’s Red FM 104


E1: Well hung Music Broadcaster of the Year




Winner KC

Cork’s Red FM 104-106

FISH HEAD.

Alright, so Im legging it through the English Market in Cork City, hark – yonder O Connell’s fish emporium there is a gathering of curious
Shoppers staring at a young lady, she is getting her picture taken.

Well to be exact, she is holding two pissed off looking lobsters and making kissy pouts to the cameras!

Ya, it's exposure w*ore – Katie French

The weird thing was, about an hour previously Lenny and I were roaring laughing at a picture of her in Wednesday’s paper, she had a dog
On her head ???? ya, just like ya rasta man in the Bud Light ad.

I know it’s her job to have her picture taken and lashed across the papers, but …every ….fooking …day ... Zzzzzzzzz !

I discreetly took this shot to send to Lenny (who by the way wants to drive a JCB over her head)

G'luck to ya !

http://www.petitiononline.com/GSON/petition.html




If you want Stan out copy and paste the link click above !

Opening Tomorrow In Cork .... Henrys 120 bpm

This is savage cabbage !

SLANG.IE - CORK AND MAYO

A bit of Rooster Manipulation has securely positioned the rebel county in the no1 spot on the Slang website SLANG.IE

We were getting hammered by the Cats, who until yesterday held second place. I got my home boys on the case, Mayo are now second with 310 entries at last count!

Some really funny stuff up there ….

Gollumed

n.

Pulling the bed clothes off a sleeping skinny person

"That poor feen got gollumed at the party"

FONE JACKER MOUSE CALL !

Man with a huge cock ............... dont ask :)

NATIONAL RADIO AWARDS .

RedFM has scored 8 PPI nominations for the PPI radio awards which is happening on the 19th of October.

The PPI’S ( the nations radio Oscars ) is in its 6th year this year, were in for …. Drums please …

Best Breakfast Show – The Red Rooster KC & Lenny

New Irish Music – Transmission with Colm O Sullivan

Sports Coverage – Semple Skirmish – Rory O Handbag

Sports Show – Big Red Bench

Documentary – 911 Sonic Surgery

Community Focus - Break the Cycle

On air competition – Skint

Music Broadcaster of the year – KC ( the system is evidently flawed )


This is an artist impression of how it might look on the night.

MTV JACK ASS PARTY BOY ON THE ROOSTER TOMORROW !

Chris Pontous ( party boy ) is in Cork this weekend -

We have him on the show tomorrow morning after 9 am.

Pontius' trademark style consists of either a male pouch thong and a bow tie, or a headband and belt (being otherwise nude), which he attributes to a favorite pastime as a kid where he and his brother would play "naked natives," scaring houseguests wearing nothing but a belt. Pontius has used the naked native motif to run alongside animals in Wildboyz. He also appears nude in numerous Jackass stunts, including "Playgirl Pontius", in which he poses in various positions for photographs as an audition for Playgirl magazine completely naked.

No more jokes about blondes ok ...

THE ANFIELD RAP ... SWEET JESUS !

Right,

I'm a half arse pool fan, heading over with the old man and some mates to see them in action really soon.To be honest, the old man is the fanatic so this is a birthday pressie of sorts.

Tomorrow on the show we are doing the worst sporting moments in music - when sports personalities attempt chart domination, check out this beauty !

What in the name of jesus were they thinking ???

GOWL !

Kicked in the penis ???? :):):)

Veggy Humour

BUS BASH

Two buses crashed into each other this morning in Cork , of course a branded red rooster bus would have to be one of them ! Its a bit blurry but you can just about make out lenny and I on the back of the number 8 ( Laughing at the tool who failed to see a similar large white vehicle coming towards him)

SIR HENRY OF YOKEALOT !

Great news for those of you that frequented that late Sir Henrys club in Cork.

“Henrys the Movie “is going to be screened for the first time as part of the film festival.

It’s going to be a double bill as a documentary on “The shed “ from turners cross will also be screened.

Henrys was a shed, effectively, bog roll was a luxury but it had an atmosphere and ( more members ofThe D.S. ) like no other club in Ireland.


The most famous photo from Henrys is that of Kurt Cobain unconscious on a bench in the club, the ground peppered with crushed dutch gold cans.

It was the countries first Nirvanna gig, one that everyone claimed to be at, when in reality 50 people turned up.It was just before"Nevermind" was released.

A bit like the Irish forward's, no support .... baa dum tish' .. thank u !