I just cant get my head around this God praising Russel Grant 'a like.
So, it's mass time. Let's sing a nice song and praise the big lad.
What the f*ck happens at 1.08 ????
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Get Red Rolling !
Time to start vibing it up.
"Thx for the message & support …. I’ll pass it onto the team & Management
Full details on our “Roll Out the Red” campaign can be found on our website …. Including a chance to win a pair of tickets everyday this week -
http://www.munsterrugby.ie/9513.php
Best Regards ….. Glyn
Munster Marketing Manager"
Phone Fry ?
Don't know if any of you have seen this before, but if you're prone to answering the phone whilst itsplugged into the charger you might want to rethink that practice !!!
A few days ago, a person was recharging his mobile phone at home.
Just at that time a call came in and he answered it with the
Instrument still connected to the power outlet.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Sweet themed wedding ?
Held in Dylan’s Candy Bar, Michelle Rosen and David Zornitsky had a candy-themed ceremony as a nod to how the couple met—over a package of Gummi Bears.
To show how sweet they are on each other, the space was tricked out to resemble a Disneyland ride—with a lollipop-tree lined aisle, a canopy of Whirly Pops, and a bouquet of cupcakes. The bride wore a dress from “Project Runway” created from Hershey’s and Kit Kat wrappers. Guests noshed on candy sushi, and the first dance was to “Sugar, Sugar.”
Idiots.
Deadmaus - I remember
I spun some tunes with this guy before, super producer and unreal live.
I think this is going to me Maaaaasive !
I think this is going to me Maaaaasive !
Monday, April 27, 2009
Free Barbecues ??
An offer NOT to be missed! I thought this was a hoax at first...
Summer 2009 is almost here. To celebrate this many supermarket stores are giving away
free barbecues to all that can go and collect them.
You can get a free BBQ from any of the following stores.
· ASDA
· Morrison's
· Costco
· Kwik Save
· Somerfield
· Aldi
· Sainsbury
· Tesco
· Iceland
· Lidl
All BBQs come with a higher shelf which can be used for keeping things warm!
PLEASE NOTE: Some stores may charge a £1 administration fee.
If you wish to see a picture of this product please scroll down.
Summer 2009 is almost here. To celebrate this many supermarket stores are giving away
free barbecues to all that can go and collect them.
You can get a free BBQ from any of the following stores.
· ASDA
· Morrison's
· Costco
· Kwik Save
· Somerfield
· Aldi
· Sainsbury
· Tesco
· Iceland
· Lidl
All BBQs come with a higher shelf which can be used for keeping things warm!
PLEASE NOTE: Some stores may charge a £1 administration fee.
If you wish to see a picture of this product please scroll down.
Gaviscon South Africa ad !
What goes wrong when someone who has ESL (english as a second language) writes the punch line for Gaviscon
Click the pic to enlarge !
Click the pic to enlarge !
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Free tickets for Munster V Leinster ?????
I have just got access to 3 tickets for the Munster/Leinster match in Croke Park but I won't be around that weekend so im giving them away for free.
The tickets are in Row 1 of Block 12.
Seating plan attached:
First come first served if you want them ??????
The tickets are in Row 1 of Block 12.
Seating plan attached:
First come first served if you want them ??????
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Flipping hell !
Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, the China Radio International reported on Monday.
The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China's fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China's.
The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness befor the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while.
The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China's fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China's.
The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness befor the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while.
The Real life Benjamin Button.
Ever give out shit about your age or getting old ???
Then check this out ....
He's 26-year-old Jerly Lyngdoh of Meghalaya, India , and he has a rare disorder called Panhypopituitarism, which decreases the amount of growth hormone his body produces.
They dress him in baby clothes and feed him like a child.
Can you imagine him trying to get into Havana browns with his little i.d. ??
Then check this out ....
He's 26-year-old Jerly Lyngdoh of Meghalaya, India , and he has a rare disorder called Panhypopituitarism, which decreases the amount of growth hormone his body produces.
They dress him in baby clothes and feed him like a child.
Can you imagine him trying to get into Havana browns with his little i.d. ??
Wanna live here !
I took a trip into the Elysian Tower ( tallest building in Ireland ) yesterday for a hawk at what is without doubt the some of the most beautiful apartments I have ever seen.
Itchy Feet ....
Itchy Feet ....
Monday, April 20, 2009
The Quizzelstick :)
Imagine applying to be on a game show and you end up on this,thee most confusing game show concept ever.
It's a total piss take by Adam & Joe but the contestants are clueless.
It's a total piss take by Adam & Joe but the contestants are clueless.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Silly Men.
These workmen are installing bollards to stop nurses from parking on the pavement outside the Royal Hospital in Belfast . They are cleaning up at the end of the day. How long do you think it will be before they realise that they can't go home?
A pet dog that fell overboard on a sailing trip has been returned home after surviving four months on a remote Australian island.
Owners Jan and Dave Griffith believed their beloved dog had drowned last November after they were caught in stormy waters off the coast of Queensland.
But unknown to them, Sophie Tucker, named after a famous US entertainer, swam five miles through shark-infested waters to a small island.
"She surprised us all," said Mrs Griffith.
Owners Jan and Dave Griffith believed their beloved dog had drowned last November after they were caught in stormy waters off the coast of Queensland.
But unknown to them, Sophie Tucker, named after a famous US entertainer, swam five miles through shark-infested waters to a small island.
"She surprised us all," said Mrs Griffith.
The canine Crusoe apparently survived by eating baby goats..the heartless bastard.
Rangers caught her, thinking she was wild.
The couple expressed their delight at finally being reunited with their pooch, after believing she was gone forever.
Baby goats ... no meat on 'em ...stupid hound.
Phil Nicol stand up at Edinburgh festival
We have this guy on the show in the morning ( friday after 9am ) ... LIVE ...im nervous.
He is going to be at the comedy club sat night, dont miss him !
"Arguably the hardest working man on the Fringe."
The Times.
"Nichol at his brashest, horribly entertaining."
The Times.
"Thoroughly compelling."
**** Financial Times 2006.
"A towering performance."
Evening Post.
"Powerful."
Chortle.
"Superbly played by Phil Nichol."
Sunday Express.
"A breathlessly impressive performance."
Scotland on Sunday.
"The performance of a lifetime."
The List.
"Terrific"
The Scotsman.
He is going to be at the comedy club sat night, dont miss him !
"Arguably the hardest working man on the Fringe."
The Times.
"Nichol at his brashest, horribly entertaining."
The Times.
"Thoroughly compelling."
**** Financial Times 2006.
"A towering performance."
Evening Post.
"Powerful."
Chortle.
"Superbly played by Phil Nichol."
Sunday Express.
"A breathlessly impressive performance."
Scotland on Sunday.
"The performance of a lifetime."
The List.
"Terrific"
The Scotsman.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Do you know your arse from your elbow ??
Play the game then !
http://www.zegelin.com/love_files/ArseorElbow.htm
http://www.zegelin.com/love_files/ArseorElbow.htm
Tree grows inside man.
Russian surgeons have claimed to have found a two-inch fir tree growing inside a man's lung.
The amazing 'discovery' was apparently made when they opened up Artyom Sidorkin, 28, to remove what they thought was a serious tumour.
Mr Sidorkin had complained of extreme pain in his chest and had been coughing up blood. Doctors were convinced he had cancer.
"We were 100 per cent sure," said Vladimir Kamashev, a surgeon in Izhevsk in the Urals. "We did X-rays and found what looked exactly like a tumour.
"I had seen hundreds before, so we decided on surgery."
Mr Sidorkin had complained of extreme pain in his chest and had been coughing up blood. Doctors were convinced he had cancer.
"We were 100 per cent sure," said Vladimir Kamashev, a surgeon in Izhevsk in the Urals. "We did X-rays and found what looked exactly like a tumour.
"I had seen hundreds before, so we decided on surgery."
Before removing part of the man's lung, the surgeon investigated the tissue.
"I thought I was hallucinating," said Mr Kamashev. "I asked my assistant to have a look: 'Come and see this – we've got a fir tree here'. He nodded in shock. I blinked three times as I was sure I was seeing things."
Medical staff said that Mr Sidorkin must have inhaled a seed, which later sprouted into a small fir tree inside his lung.
The spruce, which was said to be touching the man's capillaries and causing severe pain, was removed.
"It was very painful. But to be honest I did not feel any foreign object inside me," said Mr Sidorkin. "I'm so relieved it's not cancer."
Getting old !
If you wanna live to be 100 .. then chill the f*ck out !
Research in some "yadda yadda" university of " Who haaaaa " did a big study into
people who managed to hit 100 and ...
No, they don't smoke weed all day and listen to roots ragge !
According to the study, the people who live the longest lives tend to be MORE outgoing, MORE agreeable and LESS neurotic. Why?
Apparently, it's because people who are less neurotic handle STRESS better.
Wanna find out how long you will live ?? Click the link to the life calculator below.
I'm good until im 86, wicked :) ill see 2067 and fly into town on a space age colostomy bag.
http://calculator.livingto100.com/calculator/age
I'm not dead baby - I just smell that way !
I was back in my home town last weekend which is Castlebar in metropolitan Mayo
(Take a spin up there sometime it's only lovely )
I took my girlfriend Rachel with me. It’s her first time up there so we have a “ meet the fockers “ type rendezvous with my parents, all goes well.
So I’m showing off the town, we hit a nice restaurant, few bars and then to a club to meet a few old buddies.
It was at the local club that I noticed a very familiar character in the corner eyeing up the chick's.
Yeah,
Elvis !
Alive and well in Mayo.
(explain that one to your misses, “oh all the locals have fashion tendencies from the 50’s love “)
(Take a spin up there sometime it's only lovely )
I took my girlfriend Rachel with me. It’s her first time up there so we have a “ meet the fockers “ type rendezvous with my parents, all goes well.
So I’m showing off the town, we hit a nice restaurant, few bars and then to a club to meet a few old buddies.
It was at the local club that I noticed a very familiar character in the corner eyeing up the chick's.
Yeah,
Elvis !
Alive and well in Mayo.
(explain that one to your misses, “oh all the locals have fashion tendencies from the 50’s love “)
Peach Snaps by Miki ?
Hi KC,
If you will be free I will be delighted to see you on my exhibition.
See you soon,
Miki
If you will be free I will be delighted to see you on my exhibition.
See you soon,
Miki
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Pizza Vending machine .... what the fu ...??
"Based on more than five years and six million dollars worth of research and development, Wonderpizza originated in Italy and is now beginning worldwide distribution, seeking regional and local distributors, dealers and agents"
Fancy one for your bed room ??
Fancy one for your bed room ??
Explain this ?
You know the way the net is stuffed with really really messed up and mental pictures that seemingly have no explination ?
Well this web site www.explainthisimage.com is looking for answers.
Have a hawk.
Well this web site www.explainthisimage.com is looking for answers.
Have a hawk.
The Stampsons
THE Simpsons will take the pride of place in a new postage stamp to celebrate their 20 years on the box.
The yellow-faced cartoon family will be immortalised in a set of five stamps to be released in the US to mark their stretch on TV.
Mark Saunders a spokesman for United States Postal Services said: "The Simpsons are American icons, quite frankly.
"We're excited about it, and we think Cork will be, too. It's a great opportunity for us to reach a new generation of stamp enthusiasts."
The Simpsons stamps, designed by creator Matt Groening, will cost 44-cents each and will be on sale from April 9.
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