Tuesday, June 30, 2009

If you listen to the show from time to time you will hear " Big T" the kerry hay maker who really thinks he's God's ball bag. ( It's a unfortunate and innaccurate Kerry complex)

Look what I found on his facebook page ......






Ha ha ha ha ..cheers for the laugh tool bag !

Auto Tune the Luther ?

We have been acting the ass on the show with the " autotune " software lately.

This audio plug in enables the worst singer in the world to sing " in tune " .

It is used to disguise inaccuracies and mistakes, and to make the likes of T-pain, lil' wayne and other such disposable talentless parasites of modern pop pisssh to produce more precisely tuned records.

The" Black eye peas " new track "Boom Boom Pow" uses this " vocoder - auto tune " fx.

So, what if you take speech and run it through the auto tune ??

This is what happenes to Martin Lt King's speech when it's all auto tuned!


Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen

Monkey Love .... Classic !



On the show this morning we had world famous spray paint artist “ Finbar” who is based in London ( from Togher )
He was in to promote FAT FACE and their new shop opening in Cork.

We asked people to text in suggestions for the piece, on a Cork theme of course!
Check out their website here




Blarney Castle , Fr Matthew and a pint of Murpy's ...had to be done !











Lenny banged up by the fumes maybe ???



Monday, June 29, 2009

The Challenge begins ....




Des The Bishop is co presenting the show this week before his gig at " Live at the marquee " this friday night.

This morning , out of banter was born a challenge.

Des offered Lenny a chance to warm up for him ( yes stand up styley ) in front of about 4000 people this friday night. In order to do it we need to raise 5000 euro for charity to get him the gig.

Balls of steel young Linehan ... balls of steel ( oh this is what 4000 people looks like )



Man nappy table 2 ???



Stay tuned to the show all week for updates and coaching classes !


Sunday, June 28, 2009

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Offically .. the soundest man in Ireland !

Missed the chat with Pat Shortt on air ??

Hear it again this week in the ealry hours of the Rooster ( Tuesday 6.10 am) & Saturday morning July 4th after 10am.


Camel C*ck ?????



We have lady gaga in studio with us this week ( not 100% what day )

I promise we will get to the bottom of the " has she a tool??" rumor.



W.T.F -> ????







Like the vibe of this Jacko remix !

Dude where's me car ????

Captains Log:

Star date; Saturday morning 10am.

My girlfriend has yet again done the womanly deed and not put petrol it her car, which ment on appliance of ignition this morning it would not start, to her utter disgust. This in turn means she has robbed mine.

I'm sitting here sky +'ing the wire ( season 3 -unreal)

Am I nervous .......

Naaaaahhhh

Not at all :)


Thursday, June 25, 2009

Worlds no 1 Jackson Impersonator

Michael Jackson rushed to hospital

2:06 PM | June 25, 2009

Pop star Michael Jackson was rushed to a hospital this afternoon by Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics.

Capt. Steve Ruda said paramedics responded to a call at Jackson's home around 12:26 p.m. He was not breathing when they arrived. The parademics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told The Times.

The news comes as Jackson was attempting a comeback after years of tabloid headlines, most notably his trial and acquittal on child molestation charges.

In May, The Times reported that Jackson was living in a Bel-Air mansion and rehearsing for a series of 50 sold-out shows in London's O2 Arena. Jackson had won the backing of two billionaires to get the so-called "King of Pop" back on stage.

His backers envision the shows at AEG's O2 as an audition for a career rebirth that could ultimately encompass a three-year world tour, a new album, movies, a Graceland-like museum, musical revues in Las Vegas and Macau, and even a "Thriller" casino. Such a rebound could wipe out Jackson's massive debt.

Pat Shortt on the show tomorrow after 9am.

When I was about 19'ish I used to produce up the radio ad's for national campaign's for D'Unbelievables video's which always came out around Christmas.I always loved there comedy style for what it was, pure Irish and unmistakably familiar.

They were total mentalists and would nearly always be in character in studio.

Pat is in for a chin wag after 9am tomorrow.

Here is some Kenny & Shortt gold.

Think anyone even noticed ?


BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD - and u thought ur car was nice



Who ever bought this ... i hate you.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Whitnail & I



We recieved an email to the show from a guy called Tom Whitnail from Cork, a young lad who has been through 3 year's of Chemotherapy hell. A few years ago the "make a wish" foundation flew him to Copenhagen to meet Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, his drumming hero.

Chad was, as you would expect, a total gentelman. He took Tom backstage to play his drums and just hang out. Tom said it was the boost he needed to get him through the treatment.



Three years later Chad is in Cork and Tom contacts us to see if he can meet him, " just to thank him for everything ". So Tuesday evening we head down to the Chickenfoot sound check, 2 hours later Chad comes over and it was like seeing old buddies greeting each other.

They say never meet your heroes, you will only be let down, bollox.

Chad Smith, your a true rock legend gent.







Buzz Aldrin Hip Hop's !!

He may have been only the second man to step on the moon, but now Buzz Aldrin has boldly gone where no astronaut has gone before – by becoming a rap star.

In an unlikely pairing with rap artist Snoop Dogg and producer Quincy Jones, the 79-year-old moon-walking hero has recorded a track and video to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing that set him and Neil Armstrong on the lunar surface.

Entitled 'Rocket Experience' the single features the veteran spaceman on lead vocals, chanting lines such as: 'I tell the story ‘bout me time on the moon now, the sky was black even though the sun shine down; moon-walking’s such a trip, it’s so fine, when you’re walking in the lunar dust.'





Rap idols Talib Kweli and Souljaboy also contributed to the production, which is raising money for Aldrin’s ShareSpace Foundation (correct: ShareSpace) to support space education programmes.

'I was shocked when Buzz hit me on Twitter and was like "Yo, I’m working on this album,”' explained Talib Kweli in a second video showing how the song was made and featuring tongue-in-cheek interviews with Aldrin and his fellow stars.
'He wanted to get more of an underground feel, so he had to bring me in….Buzz Aldrin is so gangsta.'
It was on July 20 1969 that Buzz Aldrin followed Neil Armstrong out of the Apollo 11 lander to make humankind’s first footprints in the lunar soil. The feat turned them into global heroes and was followed by a further five missions that saw 10 more astronauts walk on the moon over the next three years.

But in a new book, 'Magnificent Desolation: The Long Journey Home from the Moon' Aldrin tells how he struggled for years afterwards with depression and an addiction to alcohol that nearly killed him, before embracing sobriety, marrying third wife Lois, and dedicating himself to becoming a tireless advocate for future space exploration.

Monday, June 22, 2009

The Stig ...me arse :)

I really don’t think 700 time world grand prix champion is gonna finish his days road melting the tyres of A 1.4 ltr KA … ( Or what ever they do the challenge in ) do you ??

Nice P.R. stunt there to launch the 13th season of Top Gear lads !




Here is 2 of the show's best moments - with the worlds best car.



And James May put's the foot down.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Holy Shit !!




And to ease the shock , classic !

Wednesday, June 17, 2009





And ...... :)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

New clue for the word !!!!

What the f*ck ??

The demented president is in an Iranian train ad featuring .. the 18.05 from Mayo
to Dublin.

So That's what they did with the shit trains !

Have to upgrade ....

Huge fan of the n95, best phone I have ever used. This looks pretty amazing !

Start saving sham !



See how they make it here ....

Well done Dynorod !



A little boy in the U.K. wanted to wash his puppy so he flushed him down the toilet,
the only people who could help were Dynorod !

What can you see ?

New movie on the way called " At deaths door"

Poster is unreal - So what can you see ??



And here ??



And ... ??





If you instantly see a skull in picture 1 than you one in a million who's brain process this hidden image. I got it first time, not sure if that makes me a freek, ah, shur what harm !

Monday, June 15, 2009

Rebel Roasting !

Was happy snapping at the match the last day, what a proper arse kicking.

Tom from Fr Ted was playing for Kerry!




I was seconds away from snapping the bitch slapping...

1 Eye contact is made.



2 The " i rode your girfriend " comment is discharged...




3 The news is heartbreaking, he hit's the emotional deck.

Limerick next .....

Bring it on.






The Ronaldo Toy !




Still tho.. the lad can bang em' in !

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Bell x nice Wan !

We spent the afternoon with Bell x1 today, just talking shite and recording an in- studio session.

You can hear the shite talk and the studio tracks tomorrow morning, and we have tickets to go see them live in the marquee.

Seriously sound heads.



Colm - Dave bellx1 - Caroline - KC - Paul bell x1

And here are the guys on Letterman, twice, nice wan !



Is this baby a fanatic .... don't let it on an aircraft :)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Vintage Traveller action!

Click play boss ....

Way to much time ..... :):)

Come to Cork la !

Check out a great new site promoting Cork right HERE

Also on the show this week I have a golden ticket for live at the marguee that will get you and a buddy into ...

Lady gaga ( which is sold out )

50 Cent

Kanye West

Neyo ( Also sold out )

Flo Roda

Text the show tomorrow on THREE TEXT – (083) 317 3 33 6 and answer this " I love Cork because ....."

You can also mail them into us at studio@redfm.ie

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Lucky Cop !

This is unreal ....

Check the damage to the car below and then click the video.

What the hell was the guy in the van shooting ????

Can anyone explain ?





Monday, June 08, 2009



KC / Lenny / Red Rooster Team,


"I’m a regular guy - 35 and married to Brenda with two beautiful children. I wouldn’t normally be into doing outrageous things, what ever the cause. However, desperate times call for desperate measures! I will be leaving Clonakilty in Cork Tomorrow morning hitching my way to Dublin (Haypenny Bridge), then Galway (Eyre Square), Limerick (O’Connell Street) and back to Cork / Clonakilty. I will be dressed in a White Caddy Suit with a Giant Gift Card, and I will be giving everyone I get a lift with a small thank you in the form of a €50 Gift Voucher. "

Leo is doing this to promote his business http://www.golfvouchershop.ie/

Were gonna follow him around the country for the next few days ...bless him :)

Just found Tommy on Letterman .... good la tom !

Sunday, June 07, 2009

xbox Project Natal

Project Natal is the code name for a "controller-free gaming and entertainment experience" by Microsoft for the Xbox 360 video game platform. Based on an add-on peripheral for the Xbox 360 console, Project Natal enables users to control and interact with the Xbox 360 without the need to touch a game controller,


Looks Savage !!!!!!

Spencer Shots go live today !

The Blarney castle porn ( as the oul wan's were calling it ) are posted on Spencer Tunicks web site as of today.



This is how he arranged it all




Must have frozen the ballix of them ...Zombie Rebels !