Not sure what to call this .........

The Greatest freak out of all time !

Eeeeekkkk ??? Begby from trainspotting !!

World's least expensive movie.

The ultra-low budget "Colin", the zombie movie that cost just £45 to make using a camcorder, has been bought by distributer Kaleidoscope Entertainment.



Filmed in England and Wales and production lasted 18 months, Colin was directed by Marc Price, who also wrote, filmed and produce the movie. It is hoped it'll be on time for Halloween, although name of venues are yet to be released.

'Its like thunder, lightening, the way you love is frightening' - Wilson Pickett

Who knew those lyrics would be so true.

A couple in Germany had the misfortune of having a bolt of lightening interrupt their outdoor session of some fun time.
Jens Gottlieb and Lisa Gruhn had pulled over into a parking space on the side of a busy motorway and started to get frisky, they then decided to get out of the car and find themselves a space among the bushes.
Now a thunder storm might make you think twice about doing it in the bushes, but not this couple, they soldiered on until lightening struck only a few meters away.
The pair were so frightened that they ran out of the bushes, stark naked, losing their way and ending up on the motorway, where passers by called the police.

Romantic or insane

I don't like cats ... even the piano playing type.

A Lithuanian composer Mindaugas Piecatis wrote an ENTIRE symphony to accompany Nora
the cat, who was on mushrooms on day and by chance played a bit.

Our Ralley Buddies from a from a few years ago !

This is great :)

The morning we woke up Ronaldo at 5.15 am :)

This is for any disgruntled United Fans !

A smoking child , Time square in the rain in 1943, & waiting for a bus in 1944 ( if that was shot in Cork they would still be waiting ! :)

Just cool photo's .. thats all :)

Frankie Boyle of " mock the week "

Lightening fast comedic brain ..

Classic ..............

Okay, so this is how I imagine this conversation went :

Dunnes Stores Employee:
Hello. Dis Dunnes Stores, how can I help you?

Customer:
Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week

Dunnes Stores Employee:
Whatchu want ondacake?

Customer:
' Best Wishes Suzanne ' and underneath that ' We will miss you'

GOING TO U2 ????

Download here ..




Downloaded the mask of Aung San Suu Kyi ? We want to see photos of you wearing it... in strange and interesting places! The Edge will select the best to feature in a gallery on U2.com.

Here's how it works.

In 2009 U2 fans at every show are reminding the world of the plight of Burma's democratically elected leader Aung San Suu Kyi.

U2 believe the world must not be allowed to forget Aung San Suu Kyi and on the 360 Tour fans are being invited to download the mask and wear it when the band play Walk On, which was written for her.

But keeping Aung San Suu Kyi in the public consciousness is not just about wearing the mask at the show - it's also about wearing it to work or college. On the bus or the train. At the pub or the shops. And maybe in some ... more unlikely places.

We want to see who can wear it in the most unusual places - on top of Mr Kiliminjaro, in a TV audience, playing for your local football team... over to you!

A SURREAL WORLD IN PHOTOS

More amazing snaps from a great snapper.

I'm still mastering my Canon EOS 450, someday I'll do one of these ( when i grow up )



24-year-old Swedish photographer and retoucher Erik Johansson likes to manipulate reality.







But this one is mine ...

I call it " black hole sun and the coufused tennis ball eating puppy "

This is unreal - Dog saves Dog !

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version

This is great :)

Fake moon landing ?

40 years later & feck all has happened to excite us about Space exploration.

Can't really see the Irish goverment making a major contribution, unless
they float Brian Cowens chin into orbit using his own arse as propulsion??



Was is all a hoax tho ??/

Obushma ?

This picture is not in any way suggesting that Obama is vering towards the tendencies of that brainless hick who ran the U.S.A. for too long.

It's just some freaky photoshop action.

What men think about in bed.

Zach Galifianakis ( the cubby dude from "The Hangover " )

Pandafants ????

At Bangkok Zoo, people stopped visiting the elephants, because they were more interested in the pandas. So zookeepers did the only logical thing. By which I mean the weirdest thing.





This kind of Interspecies Cross-Breeding was attempted in the I.R.A.




And of course the sneezing Panda ...

How all this " yooof " radio started !

There are some truly shocking radio moments in this!

Peter Andre falls off stage ...tool:)

Get our record of the week for free right now ......

We love Brian Deady's new tune.

The Rebel Soul boy is doing some great production's of late , and his new album is on the way.

Follow the link and download for free for a limited time.





"thanks a mill for plugging the track for the past 2 weeks
have got great feedback from it
i'll be making the track downloadable from tomorrow
would you be able to post it up on your blog from tomorrow?
i've included an image and a link to myspace you can post too ..
talk to you soon "

GET THE TRACK HERE Y'ALL



Nice work Deady biy :)

It's very wrong .... go one ya good thing :):)

The last man at Oxygen '09.

No matter how arsehole drunk I have been at multi day music festivals, I have never
got my self into a state such as below.

Quite frankly I'm ashamed of myself.

Poor Owen ... in for a photoshop hammering.

ha ha ..... ouch .. ha ha :)

And more ha ha's from hicksville...

Ion LP DOCK USB Turntable With Universal iPod Dock:

This is a handy way of getting Vinyl to mp3 or pc.

Simply dock your iPod video (5th gen & Classic) or iPod nano (2nd & 3rd gen) into the cradle and play-and-record vinyl direct to iPod - no computer needed! Once the tracks are on iPod you can instantly listen to the recording.
If you wish you can then connect your iPod to a computer and transfer the recording from iPod to your iTunes library. If you have a PC, the ingenious Gracenote MusicID technology (supplied) will then analyse your vinyl recording and automatically retrieve artists, album and song information for archiving the recording accurately in iTunes!
If you have a Mac, the EZ Audio Converter software lets you easily enter track information.

LP Dock also has USB connection for direct transfer of vinyl to PC or Mac for safe storage and copying to CD/MP3, and using the line-level RCA output it can be used to play vinyl via your home stereo.

This vid show's how ridiculous mobile blogging could get !!

Very funny :)

Virgin Discovered in Rathkeale

"Somebody cut down a tree in the church grounds and another gobshite said Look! It’s the Virgin fecking Mary! so now, all the locals in Rathkeale are flocking to the Holy Tree Stump, praying to Our Lady of the Growth Rings"



Here's jesus in a slice of burnt Pat the baker ...




Jesus appears above a dog's ballbag ...



And Mary appears on the cover of playboy in Mexico....

Kanye West drop's into the Pav ( stevie g's club ) for a beer last night and then get's up on stage for a hop hippy hop ...

He brought his brother Fred too .. which was nice !




Kanye West South Park Gay Fish Parody - The most amazing home videos are here

The sharing of marriage...

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'< /B>

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.


Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered

(Continue below - This is great)






'THE TEETH.'

Freaky moon outside my bed room... hairy hands !

Neyo .. on the show after 8 & 9 Tuesday morning

Difference between this guy and Chris Brown ??

Well his music for a start, much better artist.

And ... oh yeah, he does not bet up his girlfriend.


Total pro and very sound. Refreshing to met a guy like this when so many fellow artists let his Rnb genre down by been total twat buckets.

Catch him on the show tomorrow and the best of sat morning 10 -12.

Jacksons Ghost caught on C.N.N.

It moves from right to left ...

Ohhhhhhheeeeeee teeeeeeee heeeeeeee

He was so skinny he could walk through walls before he died anyway !

Clever ad's...

I love 'em. It's something that I always wanted to get into was creating
concept ad's for TV. I have this amazing idea for promoting Cork using a local
brothel and a bus load of dwarf's , I wont bore ya with it now ... but

I think these Heineken ad's are pretty class.

1 " The walk in Fridge "



2 " The walking fridge "

A case of appropriately placed Rolando.

Slight miss print from my local paper back home !

North Mayo town suffers a massive " Jobs Blow "


Ahem :)

Some snaps from Lennys Comedy Gig with Des Bishop!

We did it ... we hit the 5 grand for Barnardos childrens charity and Lenny rocked the warm up.

This is how he entered, sitting on a jacks on wheels & pushed on by Brian Cody the Killkenny hurling manager.




What an entry :)

Got alot of texts and mail's into the show about this picture, people suggesting that Lenny and GaGa look very alike ...

Lenny has better knockers !!

Lady Gaga and the Gee bags !

As it turned out she was pretty sound... nothing like the way she was on Jonathan Ross ( Slightly Freaked & a tad odd )




Has she a langer ? ..Naaaaa, "silly internet gossip" She showed me !

turned out