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BRIDIE-MARY CALLS

THE COFFIN CALL –

Bridie-Mary prices a Coffin for hubby Tom even though he’s not dead!

COSMETIC SURGERY CALL

Bridie wants a Boob Job!

THE BLOOD BANK

B.M. wants to know if she can get her blood back!

THE RAMPANT RABBIT

Trouble with an Adult Toy…Tom thought it was for the pet dog!!

BAD ELMO

Bridie has a complaint about her Elmo toy. ”My name’s Elmo go f*ck yourself!”

GANJA CALL

Bridie calls a herbal shop to enquire about that “wacky baccy stuff”

TALENT SHOW

Can Bridie’s guitar skills impress the Judge of the Over 60s Competition?

PARROT CALL

A new pet causes problems

FLOWER SHOP

Bridie orders some flowers with a very unusual greeting card!

BRENDAN KILKENNY CALL

The ‘You’re A Star’ header gets a call about his new song

THE KUNG-FU MARY CALL

Bridie calls a Karate club in Glasgow!

MALE ESCORT

“No more lonely nights” – Bridie needs a new motor not the Ford kind!!

21 DEMANDS

Bridie winds up the Manager of the You’re A Star finalists

PAT THE FAKER WIND-UPS

THE CAR EXPLOSION

Pat calls up about a problem with his new car…he’s convinced he can smell petrol!

PAT WRITES SOME RADIO JINGLES

Pat tries to sell some radio songs – “They’re taishty, taishty eat dem in a bowl”

PAT’S CASINO CALL

Pat calls the biggest Casino in Las Vegas. He wants to report lost money!

MONKEY IN THE POST

Pat ordered a Monkey wrench but got a monkey – what a tool!

GERRY ADAMS AND IAN PAISLEY SKETCHES

GERRY & IAN RELEASE AN ALBUM

With classic hits like – “Sinn Fein in the Membrane” and “Let’s get Provisional”

IAN CALLS IBROX FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

Where else would big lips have his party

IAN CALLS LOCAL COUNCILLOR

Ian wants to know why he can’t have a street named after him

ASHLEY FROM CORONATION STREET

ASHLEY BOOKS A ROOM

The Corrie Crew are heading to Ireland and need a place to stay

CHIP VAN CALL

Ashley wants to start a roadside café!

ASHLEY GETS ON LOCAL RADIO

Actor Steven Arnold better known as Ashley Peacock gets a REAL interview with a local radio station up the country to promote his move into Gangster Rap!

TOWN SONGS

KINSALE IN THE MEMBRANE

BOOM BOOM, SHAKE SHAKE MACROOM

MALLOWFORNIA LOVE

BANTRY SONG

CHARLEVILLE SONG

OTHER PHONE PRANKS & COMEDY SONGS

THE ANGRY SCOTTISH PIZZAMAN

Absolute Classic!! “It says here you do Liver!!”

IRELAND VERSUS INDIA WIND-UP-

Irishman tries to get Visa for USA and losses the head!!

WALLY THE GAS MAN – “Whatever you do don’t light the….”

DEEP SEA DIVER WIND-UP – This guy gets a call from the Marine Dept!

LARRY GOGAN CALL – Larry applies for a job at his local Chinese take-away

THE SWAN WAN – This bird gets roasted!

GOLD DIGGER EXPERIMENT – Caller gets caught out!!

JUDGE JUDY IN CORK – Exclusive footage of Judds in Cork!

ALARM CLOCK FART CALL – A wake-up service you wont want

THE ASDA CALL – One of the cleverest wind-ups around

GUIDO CALLS – Choose any of the Aussie’s wind-ups

THE SLUT CALL – What will this caller do for a job?!

“I’M A FELLA” – SHIRLEY TEMPLE BAR -Shirley with her rendition of Rhianna’s super hit - Umbrella

THE MAN SONG - A celebration of all things for the hairy ones.

THE WOMAN SONG - A celebration of all things for the Laydeeez…

SHOOTING GEAR – They sell Gear…just not that kind!

CASTLEBAR GARDA CALL – “There must be a Meteor on the line”

THE RUBBER BANDITS BANK BALLOON CALL

STEWIE FROM FAMILY GUY – Stewie books a room in a hotel!

STAR WARS – Obi-Wan calls the Hilton in New York

GLENDA GILSON’S EYEBROWS DO KARAOKE

Stupid Humans ..........

There are some things in life you just don’t do, like pissing off prehistoric descendants like this hungry ass Zoo crocodile, who in all probability was having a pretty shit day entertaining camera clicking tourists.


WARNING: FOOTAGE IS GRAPHIC.

LAST SOPRANOS EVER.... AH BALLIX'S

My favorite telly show of all time finishes tonight, Sopranos has it all, amazing characters, comedy, lots of revenge and violence and some serious honeys ( take a bow Meadow and Adriana)

I would never give telly advice unless I was 100% sure I was doing you a favor, so …please .. do this....

Get the box sets, 1 – 6 and start into it. Ok it will cost you a bit, but buy them on line, much cheaper , and you will be the proud owner of the greatest TV show ever produced.

I started spreading the Gospel according to " Tony" in RedFM

a few years ago and like a dirty heroin dealer I got them all hooked.

Check out our talk boy Victor barry below with Vito, trust him to meet the one character who turned gay and died with a pool cue up his hole, respect Vic )

David Chase your a genius.

PLAY THE VIDEO BELOW, SOPRANOS V's BENNY HILL - CLASSIC

Best Simpsons Intro ever ??

REAL LIFE SIMPSONS INTRO !

The moment the tallest man met the shortest

STAG PRANK

"One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do. Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag. They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a smurf and the poor guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag. The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid for his flight etc (cost around 805 bucks if you wanted to do the same) but the guy had to do everything with the stag..eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc etc.

This has got to be the funniest Stag prank I have ever seen..please can I just say that no midgets were harmed during the weekend"

With Cheese Please………….

"HELLO, IS IT TEA YOUR LOOKING FOR "??????

Alright, so I went to see Mr Richie last night “ at live at the marquee”, just for a gawk, had a ticket and nout else to do, and a few older buddies, 80’s casualties “ they don’t make music like this anymore “ type folk were also going along.

He is the biggest block of Cheddar I have ever seen on stage, but he put on a good show

It was his whiter than white teeth and stretched 58 year old face that fascinated me. The dude looks like Jack Nicolson’s Joker character in the 1989 Batman movie. He has this “fuck you im loaded " grin about himself… cheese ball.

I spotted an elderly overweight Cork feen in an O2 hurling jersey breakdown to tears during “ three times a lady “, either he got his rocks of that tune at the back of the bike shed when he was 15 or he still really pissed about the Munster semi final result.

So that’s the end of it for 07.

As you know we are starved of really good gigs and events in Cork so if any developers should wander across this blog can you please do us all a favor “BUILD A FOOKING BIG CONCERT VENUE “instead of more poxy apartments, ya know, the ones you have peppered the with City already!

“Thank you please”

IT WAS MADNESS LAST NIGHT.

I was too young to remember the early eighties when my home town of Castlebar was swamped with “ Mods V Rockers “ clashes.

It was an amazing up rising of youth culture that was partly influenced by Quadrophenia and of course was born out of boredom.

If you were a teenager in the 80’s you will know that there was nothing to do, so you had to decided whether you were a “ Mod “ or a “ rocker “. It was your identity.

The Mods always dressed in cool clobber, Ben Sherman’s, doc martins , bomber jackets, tight hair cuts, Vespa scooters.

The rockers of that generation had long greasy hair, bad teeth, shite clothes, and crap music …..guess what I was into !

The Ska, two tone and reggae scene was huge in my town. People would buy Madness, selector, the specials, the beat, bad manners records & tapes, badges & jacket patches. The dance floors were divided by head banging rockers and knees up ska sets, with the occasional riot

So when Madness were announced for live at the marquee I was a happy little ska feen.

They were, as expected, unreal. So many people got dressed up , and so many generations of music heads turned out. Check this little legend in the picture above … RUDE BOY !

The greatest party band in the world.

COKE HEADS IN WEST CORK !

BEST OF THE RED ROOSTER SAT 7 JULY

The Great 50 cent Ticket scam !

The Riverdance Rap.

Bridie Mary & her bad Elmo Call .

Judge Judy recorded in Cork.

When airport P.A. announcements go wrong.

And other bits that filled the gaps for us this week.

REDFM EXCLUSIVE THIS WEEKEND.

KC & Lenny present live earth tomorrow 4-6 pm, we are the only radio station brining you these acts all 100% live all day tomorrow......



LIVE EARTH HAMBURG

SASHA
SNOOP DOGG

LIVE EARTH LONDON
BEASTIE BOYS
BLACK EYED PEAS
BLOC PARTY
CORINNE BAILEY RAE
DAMIEN RICE
DAVID GRAY
DURAN DURAN
FOO FIGHTERS
GENESIS
JAMES BLUNT
JOHN LEGEND
KEANE
MADONNA
PAOLO NUTINI
RAZORLIGHT
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
SNOW PATROL
SPINAL TAP

LIVE EARTH SYDNEY
CROWDED HOUSE
JACK JOHNSON
WOLFMOTHER
and more

LIVE EARTH TOKYO
LINKIN PARK
RIHANNA
and more

Upset Wife.... click to read

CORK COASTLINE

SPEED TALKER

Nellys Parody !

WIN THIS MO'FO'S !

"This week I have mostly been eating prozac "

On the Rooster this week we are sending you & 4 mates here ( Delphi adventure center)

Which is up my part of the world, (look up - my gaff is yonder hills )

Please don’t be disillusioned by the blatant absenteeism of the actually adventure center in the above shot, there is more then just two hippies on a beach with boards, trust me this place is amazing !

And to get there we are giving you the loan of a brand new " Seat Ibiza " ... flash or wha ???

Tune in tomorrow morning peeps !