Friday, July 27, 2007

G'LUCK FOR 2 WEEKS ! ! !


WERE OFF FOR 2 WEEKS SO WHILE WERE AWAY YOU CAN VOTE IN THE BITS YOU WANT TO HEAR AY 8.15 WITH PHILIP !


VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE RED ROOSTER BREAKFAST SHOW COMEDY BIT – ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TEXT "COMEDY" FOLLOWED BY YOUR CHOICE TO 0868273336 BETWEEN 6 -10am FOR THE NEXT FORTNIGHT

BRIDIE-MARY CALLS

THE COFFIN CALL

Bridie-Mary prices a Coffin for hubby Tom even though he’s not dead!

COSMETIC SURGERY CALL

Bridie wants a Boob Job!

THE BLOOD BANK

B.M. wants to know if she can get her blood back!

THE RAMPANT RABBIT

Trouble with an Adult Toy…Tom thought it was for the pet dog!!

BAD ELMO

Bridie has a complaint about her Elmo toy. ”My name’s Elmo go f*ck yourself!”

GANJA CALL

Bridie calls a herbal shop to enquire about that “wacky baccy stuff”

TALENT SHOW

Can Bridie’s guitar skills impress the Judge of the Over 60s Competition?

PARROT CALL

A new pet causes problems

FLOWER SHOP

Bridie orders some flowers with a very unusual greeting card!

BRENDAN KILKENNY CALL

The ‘You’re A Star’ header gets a call about his new song

THE KUNG-FU MARY CALL

Bridie calls a Karate club in Glasgow!

MALE ESCORT

“No more lonely nights” – Bridie needs a new motor not the Ford kind!!

21 DEMANDS

Bridie winds up the Manager of the You’re A Star finalists

PAT THE FAKER WIND-UPS

THE CAR EXPLOSION

Pat calls up about a problem with his new car…he’s convinced he can smell petrol!

PAT WRITES SOME RADIO JINGLES

Pat tries to sell some radio songs – “They’re taishty, taishty eat dem in a bowl”

PAT’S CASINO CALL

Pat calls the biggest Casino in Las Vegas. He wants to report lost money!

MONKEY IN THE POST

Pat ordered a Monkey wrench but got a monkey – what a tool!

GERRY ADAMS AND IAN PAISLEY SKETCHES

GERRY & IAN RELEASE AN ALBUM

With classic hits like – “Sinn Fein in the Membrane” and “Let’s get Provisional”

IAN CALLS IBROX FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

Where else would big lips have his party

IAN CALLS LOCAL COUNCILLOR

Ian wants to know why he can’t have a street named after him

ASHLEY FROM CORONATION STREET

ASHLEY BOOKS A ROOM

The Corrie Crew are heading to Ireland and need a place to stay

CHIP VAN CALL

Ashley wants to start a roadside café!

ASHLEY GETS ON LOCAL RADIO

Actor Steven Arnold better known as Ashley Peacock gets a REAL interview with a local radio station up the country to promote his move into Gangster Rap!

TOWN SONGS

KINSALE IN THE MEMBRANE

BOOM BOOM, SHAKE SHAKE MACROOM

MALLOWFORNIA LOVE

BANTRY SONG

CHARLEVILLE SONG

OTHER PHONE PRANKS & COMEDY SONGS

THE ANGRY SCOTTISH PIZZAMAN

Absolute Classic!! “It says here you do Liver!!”

IRELAND VERSUS INDIA WIND-UP-

Irishman tries to get Visa for USA and losses the head!!

WALLY THE GAS MAN – “Whatever you do don’t light the….”

DEEP SEA DIVER WIND-UP – This guy gets a call from the Marine Dept!

LARRY GOGAN CALL – Larry applies for a job at his local Chinese take-away

THE SWAN WAN – This bird gets roasted!

GOLD DIGGER EXPERIMENT – Caller gets caught out!!

JUDGE JUDY IN CORK – Exclusive footage of Judds in Cork!

ALARM CLOCK FART CALL – A wake-up service you wont want

THE ASDA CALL – One of the cleverest wind-ups around

GUIDO CALLS – Choose any of the Aussie’s wind-ups

THE SLUT CALL – What will this caller do for a job?!

“I’M A FELLA” – SHIRLEY TEMPLE BAR -Shirley with her rendition of Rhianna’s super hit - Umbrella

THE MAN SONG - A celebration of all things for the hairy ones.

THE WOMAN SONG - A celebration of all things for the Laydeeez…

SHOOTING GEAR – They sell Gear…just not that kind!

CASTLEBAR GARDA CALL – “There must be a Meteor on the line”

THE RUBBER BANDITS BANK BALLOON CALL

STEWIE FROM FAMILY GUY – Stewie books a room in a hotel!

STAR WARS – Obi-Wan calls the Hilton in New York

GLENDA GILSON’S EYEBROWS DO KARAOKE

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