Thursday, April 01, 2010

Hello ...

this blog is dead... god rest ya.

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Sunday, February 07, 2010

Monday, February 01, 2010

Meteor Alert !

Dear God man,

Please let all who visit this blog reach for their weapon and text vote

RDJ3 to 085 7 11 44 44
lot's n lot's.

And help us win the Meteor award to make the world a better place.


Rules like ..........

Subject: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

1. It's important to have a women who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and
who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and
who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
know each other.


Tiger Woods

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Pretty fly this ...

Ok , What to do when you are bored in Cork.

1. Kill a few Flies, not alot , like don't do a Hilter on it.

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour ( today Sunday 31st is a good sunny day in Cork )

3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper...

Let your imagination flow boy's and girls.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Camera's Are Racist!!

If you own a Nikon Coolpix S630 digital camera, there's a good chance you bought it because of its face-detection feature, which can be programmed to take a picture whenever someone smiles, or to automatically send a warning when someone blinks.

There's just one problem . . . the camera is RACIST. Listen to this . . .

Last year, a woman named Joz Wang bought a Nikon face-detecting camera for her mother. But whenever they took a photo, the camera would send a message reading, quote, "Did someone blink?"

But the problem wasn't that they were blinking. It's that Joz and her family are ASIAN, and the camera can't distinguish an Asian person's eye from a non-Asian person's eye that's only partially open.

In other words, the Nikon's Coolpix cameras are racist.