Monday, December 21, 2009

Happy Xmas peep's !

Back on the air Jan 4th !

Cheer's for the ears all year you beautiful creature :)

Happy Christmas.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Feral Kids.

Was watching a show on this the last night. I wish i was raised by Jack Russell's.

Sometimes ... people just don't like ya !

Monday, December 14, 2009

Steve Rayner Win's the Apprentice.

About 16 weeks ago Steve Rayner was listening to the show and heard us telling people how to apply for the Apprentice on TV3 , he entered , and tonight he just won a 100,000 euro a year job. Yeah :) Nice one Steve !! Delighted. Lenny and I get 10 % and a slab of dutch gold each !

You can hear him win a 100,000 euro a year salary right here

30 year old Steve Rayner came to Ireland in 2005 to look after his ailing grandparents in Cork. Having left the music industry in the UK, he found himself in sales; an area he’d never worked in before. He quickly found his feet and soon began to outpace his colleagues. Within four months of joining Sitcom he was promoted to Regional Sales Manager, and eventually moved up to being a consultant.

In 2008 Steve left the comfort of Sitcom to join fledging telecoms company Imagine, as their senior corporate account manager. Both his parents are school teachers so he doesn’t come from a business background.

Christmas Guitar Hero.

Bit weird and nerdy but this Dad has rigged his entire house up into one giant Guitar Hero game.

With the use of 21,268 lights and LEDs, American Ric Turner has created a Christmas decoration for his abode that obeys the commands of the game's guitar controller.

Turner, the smoothy, is a special effects expert who used to work for Disney's Imagineering division. He told MAKEzine: "Even though the game is in "easy" mode, the lights don't provide the same timing detail as the game does, so it is much harder. Even expert Guitar Hero players have a hard time with the lights, and nobody has made it through without errors."

Rear Gear !

Rear Gear Stickers!

If you're embarrassed to walk your dog with its ANUS showing, then I've got just the thing for you...

There's a designer who's selling a product called Rear Gear Butt Covers. Put simply, these are stickers that you can use to cover up your pet's no-go hole.

According to the product description, Rear Gear, quote, "offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet's un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there's a Rear Gear for everyone.

Spooky Santa !

Sketchy Santa from Coty Gonzales on Vimeo.

I mean .. seriously .. wha ??

Children's favourite Thomas the Tank Engine has been attacked by a Canadian academic for being sexist.
Shauna Wilton( P.H.D./YMCA/W.A.N.K) a professor of political sciences at the University of Alberta, also highlighted the class divide which sees Thomas and his friends at the bottom of the social ladder and the wealthy Fat Controller at the top.

She launched her study after watching the animated programme, which is shown in over 130 countries, with her three-year-old daughter.

She then analysed the plots, characters and other aspects of 23 different episodes to draw her conclusions, which she then presented at a conference of political science in Canada.

Ah Shauna ......

Bump this beeeeatch !

It also works with ..

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Jenna Toro

Had this lady on air with us yesterday.

She's top shelf talent .. .as you can see :)

You can hear the song she did right here

And more of her live stuff below !

Buy her tunes here

Monday, December 07, 2009

Fed up of Simon Cowell's latest karaoke act being Christmas No.1?

Me too... So who's up for a mass-purchase of the track 'KILLING IN THE NAME' from December 13th (DON'T BUY IT YET!) as a protest to the X-Factor monotony?

Click HERE and support it !


Boldy going where no Virgin has gone before !

Let's be honest here, this is a pretty big moment for humanity - Space travel, well kind of.

Sir Richard Branson's first commercial spacecraft is finally being unveiled today after five years of top secret construction.

Paid-up passengers and VIPs have been promised a 'theatrical unveiling' in the Mojave Desert in California and a cocktail party to celebrate the groundbreaking event.

If you have 200,000 euro handy you're sorted !

I think this is going to be like the Sky + box. At the start is cost a fecking packet , but over time they start lashing it out for free.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Was asked to send this around ...

If you fancy going minimalist with your festive spirit this year, how about this - the world's smallest snowman.

At just 0.01mm wide the space-efficient decoration is just one fifth of the width of the average human hair and has been carefully 'hand crafted' by festive scientists at the National Physical Laboratory.

More from Mike Strutter :):)

The Strutter Bubble!

Thursday, December 03, 2009

F.I.F.A. F.O.O.L. F.*.C.K. Y.O.U.

This is the FIFA toss pot who laughed at the Irish ...

Now ... let's all laugh at Sebb, click below !

Woods Christmas Family Portrait

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Marilyn Monroe.. puffing da herb !

During Hollywood's golden age she was the world's biggest star, but seemingly Marilyn Monroe wasn't just high on the glory of fame, she was high on weed.

Newly released footage, tracked down by a Monroe memorabilia hunter, shows Marilyn toking on a dooby. The film was bought for £180,000 by collector, Keya Morgan, from the person who filmed the footage. Though the copyrights to the film will be sold on eBay, later this week.

"Dude ... I'm like totally baked"

Snoop Nav !

Turn left at the shizzle-dizzle. Ya d-i-g?" - If you thought your sat-nav was annoying before, wait till you hear the barely coherent tones of Snoop Dogg giving you directions.

The multi-platinum selling Hip-Hop artist has just recorded a voice which can be downloaded onto TomTom GPS devices. He is said to have spent hours in the studio recording distinctive "Snoop Speak" phrases like "Keep left ahead, and you'll be bonafide" to help you find your way.

Other Snoop gems include; "Turn around when possible and keep it 'G', ya d-i-g?" and "Take tha third left, and while you're at it, put in some of that Snoop Dogg!"

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Jesus appears on a steam Iron.

Of course he does !

Kseniya Simonova - Sand Animation, Winner of Ukraine's Got Talent)

Kseniya Simonova is the amazing winner of "Ukrain's got talent 2009". All she needed was a bit of sand to demonstrate the history of her country during World War 2. You can see how emotional the audience became.


Monday, November 30, 2009

Just started reading this today ....

..And it's really good !

This was on last nights 6-1 news !!


Which reminded me of this ...

Almost wiped out by a rugby ball !

Late on Saturday night, 2009 November 21, a very bright meteor was seen flashing across the sky from the northern parts of South Africa. Tim Cooper, Director of the ASSA Comet & Meteor Section, estimates that the apparent magnitude of the meteorite was -18, but get this , they say the Meteor was the size of a rugby ball!

In the picture below is a direct hit from thousands of years ago, the meteor was the size of a house. A few more of those in south 'ifricka....... no world cup !!

Happy day for the music world.

Ok, you can ignore yesterdays blog.

A fake "press release" made the rounds late last week saying production of Technics turntables would end in February 2010, and the local head of Technics DJ for Panasonic was "quoted" as saying Australian stock would end in March.

Long regarded as the epitome of DJ equipment, the Technics 1200 and 1210 series turntables have been rumoured to be going out of production, but this has been denied by the local arm of head company Panasonic.

Panasonic's Ian North has denied the reports, and says while he is still waiting on clarification from Japan news that sales would end in March was "premature".


"We are still supplying our dealers and we still have stock coming in," North said.

However, North said that there has been "a decline in the analog market" due to the popularity of computer and CD mixing solutions.

"I wouldn't say that analog is dead but there's a lot of digital products on the market that can do the same thing," North added.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Sad day for the music world.

Technics are ceasing production of the 1200 and the 1210 after 35 years their shutting down in febuary. CDJ's and laptops have taken over the market.

I have always being /always will be a vinyl collector. This is pretty sad for the industry but I suppose things change and Technics have being at the forefront of clubland for 35 years. This just means the pair I have will never be sold, in fact a brand new pair will be bought before they shut shop.. just to have .. and hug now and then.

The Technics SL-1200 is a series of turntables manufactured since October 1972 by Matsushita under the brand name of Technics. Originally released as a high fidelity consumer record player, it quickly became adopted among radio and club disc jockeys. Since its release in 1978, SL-1200MK2 and its successors have been the most common turntable for DJing and scratching. The MK2 presented several improvements, including to the motor and casing. Since 1972, more than 3 million units have been sold.

It is widely regarded as one of the most durable and reliable turntables ever produced. Many of the models manufactured in the 1970's are still in heavy use. Rappers have referred to the turntable as "1200", "Tee 12's", "Technics", "Tec 12", "wheels of steel" and "ones and twos".

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

This week's record of the week!

The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition


The cool shit you just dont see on TV any more:)

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Miss Gay Brazil.

A transvestite named Ava Simões won the Miss Gay Brazil pageant on Saturday.

One of the other " Queens " was a bit pissed off !

Ahhh bless !

The France Replay is on !

FIFA have granted their permission for a replay
of the last half of the
extra time section
of Wednesday nights game
to take place in Stade du France.

Ireland will be playing right to left ...

Monday, November 23, 2009

The Google story in 2 mins!

Dead Celeb Perfume!

Celebrity-branded fragrances are nothing new.

BRITNEY SPEARS has her own perfume. So does Christina Aguilera and Kate Moss and Posh Spice and Peter Andre and Jordan, just to name a few.

But now, a company called Antiquity has taken celebrity-branded fragrances to a whole new level by releasing a line of colognes and perfumes that are made from DNA collected from the hair clippings of dead celebrities. (???)

There's "Marilyn" created from the DNA of MARILYN MONROE.

"Monarch" created from the DNA of KATHARINE HEPBURN.

"Entrance" created from the DNA of JOAN CRAWFORD.

"Blue Suede" created from the DNA of ELVIS PRESLEY.

"IQ" created from the DNA of ALBERT EINSTEIN and . . .

"M" created from the DNA of MICHAEL JACKSON.

You can buy this rubbish here

Very Cagey.

Is Nicolas Cage the worst actor of all time ?? ahhhh yes.

Just watched " The Knowing " and he really is tragic.

Also he is facing financial ruin. And he’s got only himself to blame!

The star has lived a lavish life, pending on cars, castles and yachts. He’s forked out tens of millions of dollars buying nine Rolls Royces, more than a dozen homes, four yachts and two castles.

Cage’s former business manager has told a US court that the actor shopped "uncontrollably" and needed to earn $30 million a year "just to maintain his lavish lifestyle".

Cage is suing Samuel Levin for $20 million accusing him of incompetence.

His greatest moments from THE WICKERMAN !

Anyone watching the new V ??

This made me laugh today, classic 1984 action.

Stephen King's brand new book is called Under The Dome, about a town sealed off from the rest of the world. Now Steven Spielberg has stepped in to make sure it's a success. He wants to turn it into a TV serious.

On an entirely normal day in Chester's Mill, Maine, the town is inexplicably and suddenly sealed off from the rest of the world by an invisible force field. Planes crash into it and fall from the sky in flaming wreckage, a gardener's hand is severed as "the dome" comes down on it, people running errands in the neighboring town are divided from their families, and cars explode on impact. No one can fathom what this barrier is, where it came from, and when - or if - it will go away.

Which is all good and well... but, did The Simpsons not do this already ???

For a writer who brought you Killer clowns, mobile phones that turn you into a zombie, The shining, Green mile, and Shawshank redemption, he is actually not the
head case you would presume!

Can you vote for the show please ??

If you get a chance can you go to this fine web site and vote " the red rooster " for best breakfast please ?

Even if you think the show is shite :)

Ah go on ya legend ya :)




The Onion :)

Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit

Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.

Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker.

Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet.

On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.

Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him.

Dave: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?

Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession

Dave: - Oh? What's that then?

Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home?

Dave: - Er ..... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens!

Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a

pond. Which is it?

Dave: - It's in a pond!

Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?

Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.

Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house?

Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house .... built it myself!

Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? And with a family?

Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children.

Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?

Dave: - Yep! Five times a week!

Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often?

Dave: - Do what? Not me, mate!

Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!

Dave: - How's that then?

Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!

Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive. Thanks mate!

Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.

Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?

Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!

Stuart: - What's that then?

Dave: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

Stuart: - Nope

Dave: - Well then, you're a wanker

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Jesus Roy, chill out willa !

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

Floody Hell.

Washington Street Cork Today !

Holy shit.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Jordan Pricey has pumped so much shit into her lips she has turned into Rio Ferdinand.

I'm a celeb is good craic this year. Check it out TV3 9pm weeknights.

Great blog to check out !

Go have a hawk , some super art here

Worthy of his Sirname ????

Dear Stephen Ireland,

I hope you were watching your fellow country men last night?

I hope you see what it's like to be a hero in a green jersey.

Maybe you missed it ?

You might have been doing something more important, like brushing dog shite out of the grooves of the tyers on your RangeRover perhaps ?

You missed a great game. You and Henry should go for a pint .... no really ye should.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009


Excuse my French. You robbing Prick.

"The Fresh Prince Of Douglas "

Missed the chat with the Breffmeister ??

You can hear the full version of the interview on " The best of the Red Rooster " Sat from 10am for a sneak preview click the linkmeister below.....

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Get a copy yet ??

Cheers Aedin !

"Hi Guys

The book is going well at the moment. Just to let you know we are in the shopping centres at the weekend. Friday we are in Paul street, Saturday we are in Merchants quay and Sunday we're in Mahon Point. Thanks a mill for plugging the book, it is definitely helping because we are even getting cheques in the post from people for the book.

I have attached a group photo taken on the night of some of the men involved. Ashley Keating , Derry O' Callaghan and Fergus O' Farrell were also there but I think they were too shy to get in the Picture.

Anyway talk to you soon

Aedin x "

Please buy this book if you can , its all going to breast cancer care south infirmary !

Cheers KC

Monday, November 16, 2009


So, Bell X 1 (of sold out live at the marquee Cork two years in a row & support for
U2 on the 360 tour )are going to be our "Jingle bell ball" headline act.

Bell X1 are unreal live & you really should be there you know!

You can only win the ticket's on RedFM,tickets are free but when you get to the gig
all were asking you to do is make a donation to Barnardos childrens charity.

Make sure your tuned to the show weekdays 6-10 am to win the tickets money can't buy(cause there not for sale actually)

This is a shot from the negotiation tea party where we got the lads to sign up buy spiking their tea with magic mushrooms and extract of cornetto.

In this picture: BELL X 1 , BELL X 2, BELL X 3 , BELL END 4( Lenny)

Soul in a hole.

I love northern soul music , well soul in general.

Northern soul is a music and dance movement that emerged from the British mod scene, initially in northern England in the late 1960s. Northern soul mainly consists of a particular style black American soul ,based on the heavy beat and fast tempo of the mid-1960s Motown sound… so I hear.

The Wigan casino was the most famous venue in the UK for these kinds of nights, it would be on a par with Sir Henrys in Cork for house music I suppose.

My own Mum and Dad were still in secondary school when the amphetamine stuffed soul club was at its peak.

Northern soul dancing should look like this ……..

Not like this ....

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Love the Kiwis

Cheer's for this Greg !

" Hey KC, heard you and Lenny speaking with Kevin Bloody Wilson the last day and you
ask him the difference between an Oz and Kiwi accent, this video should help ya mate "

Greg the Kiwi , cools as bru :)

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Bless ya !

This 12-year-old girl caught a cold a few weeks ago, and since then, she can't stop sneezing. She says she sneezes about 8 times per minute . . . or 12,000 times a day . . . and her doctors are baffled.

Putting Bra's

Those crazy Japanese have created a bra that transforms into a Putting Green

Japanese lingerie company called Triumph has just come out with a new, corset-style BRA that can be removed and unrolled to create a five-foot PUTTING GREEN.

It's called the Nice Cup-In-Bra. And when you sink a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker belts out a congratulatory "Nice shot!

It also features ............

•Pockets for extra golf balls and tees
•A detachable flag pin that serves as a score pencil
•And a flag sporting the words "Be Quiet" for use on the course