A Pathetic Plea For Votes !

So some how I got nominated for this Meteor award's thingy, for best regional dj.


This is where I need your help ( and phone credit :) )

If you get a chance to hit me with your votes

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Cheers ya big oul legend !

Jump Around" as gaeilge"

Des Bishop was in with us again last Monday.

Since I started the Red Rooste about 3 years ago Mr Bishop usually calls into us a few times a year to co present the show or just to talk shit for a bit.

He has a great new show that he is test driving in the opera house called ” tongues” the langer can speak Irish, he’s actually really good at it !

This is Des Doing the House of Pain, not exactly Lennys Mum but a good effort .

Well done Feen.

hahahahaha go granny ...classic !

No blonde jokes please ...... This is a classic

Which is more Fu*ked up - the dog, or his hair ?

Strenth & Honour Trailer.

Shot in Cork this year, see if you can spot and langers you know !

NEW GUINNESS AD .. UNREAL !

DEAR VIC BARRY .... YOUR A LANGER :)

On Cork talks back Vic was doing a breast feeding bit on the show, I snuck on air as a dirty oul fella from Dublin who got knocker nosh from his old lady until he was seven years old, windup.com .Hear the call on the show tomorrow ( friday) after 7AM and on the "best of" sat moring 10 -12.

This picture is his revenge !

Nice pair :)

WADIO WATINGS UPDATE !

THE RED ROOSTER IS NOW THE NUMBER ONE BREAKFAST SHOW ON RADIO IN CORK FOR 15-35 YEAR OLDS..... SAVAGE FU*KING CABBAGE !



According to the latest survey, Lenny and I have lovely figures. The hottest man
boobies on breakfast !






Getting up at 4.30am everyday is a bunch of arse, but when you hammer the nationals and start throwing swift leg wobbly punches at 96fm, then sleep is not an issue.

REDFM IS NUMBER ONE 15-35 - 9000 AHEAD OF 96FM, AND WITH 3 NATIONAL RADIO AWARDS THIS YEAR, ... Thats a broken nose in radio boxing.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, for checking out the Red Rooster.......

Superquinn Classic !

READ THE STORY FIRST, THEN LOOK AT THE PIC OF THE CAKE...

Keep in mind that this actually happened!!!! This is someone who was moving from a claims office.

Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:




Superquinn Employee: 'Hello 'dis Superquinn, how can I help you?'

Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Superquinn Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

Superquinn Employee: 'Dat all? Okay, Bye.'

Im scared and confused !

I love black music, im huge fan and collector of this particular genre.Jurassic 5 - my favorite hip hop band, Steve Wonder and Al green on the soul tip and of course the greats of black house, moody man, Kerri Chandler ect.

Click while you read nigga's... J5 Genius….



Jurassic 5 - Concrete Schoolyard



Amp Fiddlers show in the opera house over the Jazz weekend was without doubt the best live gig I have ever seen.



What got me really into it?? Night’s like Jam, Jazz Juice, and Shake in Galway. I shared a flat with the legend Stevie G for a few years; slap bang in the middle of Cork City. As I mentioned before, he had so many records (15,000 maybe) he had no room for a bed so he slept on a bench in Bishop lucy park. Stevie put me onto so many amazing artists and albums (Nice Wan Feen )

Over the last five years there was an explosion in new black & Urban artists, music channels, radio shows & concerts. Record companies yet again jump on the fashion wagon and sign everything, that’s why the market has become supersaturated with utter black belly bile shite, which is sad.

When things like this happen ( click vid’s below ) I dunno whether to laugh or load a gun and go searching for them….. Enjoy !



Speak the Hungarian Rapper!




Have you seen my baseball ?

Ever play bull dog in school ??? - Russian Style

The world's biggest dog looks at the world's smallest

Long haired Chihuahua, Boo Boo, is just 10cm (4in) tall. He was given his title for the world's smallest dog by veteran Gibson, a harlequin Great Dane in Washington. He's the world's tallest dog measuring 107cm (3.5ft). Boo Boo's smaller than his head.

The weekend in Galway.

Happy Monday me oul muckers.


So I hit Galway for the weekend, wasting Friday evening down the Spanish arch ( not a Spaniard in sight ) I came across this little beauty on the front page of the Galway First free paper, it reads ….

TWO SAFF INJURED AFTER GALWAY HOTEL BRAWL:

“A well know TV star was involved in a shocking bust up in a top Galway hotel which left two staff members injured.
The popular star who can not be named for legal reasons was hauled away but not before he launched an attack on
Hotel staff “

This “star “accused one of the hotel staff of shagging his partner, he went bertie and started kicking the shit out of people.

“one employee was punched and knocked to the ground where horrifically the star held him in a head lock and began gouging at his eyes “


Pretty mad eh ???

But as you stroke the chin of uncertainly your asking the same questions as me … who was it??

Let's play Drunk Ass Roulette

Suspect may not actually be pictured ( t&c apply )













Or could it be .......

Want one ???

ROOSTER CD ..READY FOR LAUNCH !

So we just finished the Christmas CD “ best of the Red Rooster “ vol 1 – It’s got the most requested comedy bits from the show, a few live moments mixed with
Live sessions from Green on Red, featuring Fish Go Deep, Fred, Simple Kid, Jodivino, Franks. Buy 2 copies, every penny is going to Bernardos Children’s Charities in Cork.

EVERY PENNY IS GOING TO THE KIDS !

Were going to have big launch party,so stayed tuned to the rooster to win tickets.
This party will involve a big name dj type, beer , male strippers for the ladies ect ! ( Dave Grohl from the Foo fighters might be coming – honest )

Vic Barry did the art work, the talented little ballix !

Inspector Gadget beat box remix !

'EFFIN EDDIE !

Calum Hits Langer Land !

Calum "what the fook do you actually do for a living" Best is calling out to Red for a chat with myself and Lenny today.He is in Cork tonight to open the new Karaoke wing in the Mardyke.

A – I know nothing about this guy ??/

B – The only thing I wanna know is did he actually do Lindsay Lohan and her mum, as one report suggested .... well Calum ???

Find out on the best of the red rooster tomorrow after 10 when it gets it's first airing, we replay it Monday after 9.

Do this ...........

This takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....
If you haven't, add 1756.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS