Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I like metal and f*ck off rock but I cant get my head around this style of vocal?

Let's do something different today bloggers, we could be dead tomorrow :)

Let's all sing along to Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse la la

Hammer Smashed Face

There is something inside me
It's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose of the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from the sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
Through the crack
Blood does leak distorted beauty,
Catastrophe steaming slop.
Splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess.
Where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of
My new found lust
You will never live again,
Soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
Facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranal, contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial region
Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverised
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, No one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now the way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

The Red Rooster Jingle Bell Ball.

What a night !

Packed to the rafters and we made 10,000 for Breast cancer research.

Thank you for making this happen for us ....

The Pavillion, The Clarion Hotel, Trout O Sullivan, Miss Murphy, Stevie G, Fred & the Blizzards who were unreal, all in Red FM and everyone who rocked out with us.


Friday, December 12, 2008

What a piss head !


All this, yet you still do not see any dust, scattered clothing, or dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person. Add to this, the fact that he was concerned about his health, proven by the fact that he drank 'Light' beer.
Beer cans by the tens of thousands. Mountains of cans burying the furniture. The water and heat were shut off, apparently on purpose by the tenant, who evidently drank Coors Light beer exclusively for the eight years he lived there.
There was an estimated 70,000 beer cans in the townhouse. To accumulate that amount of cans, the resident must have consumed an average of 24 beers a day for the 8 years of his tenancy!!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Sunday, November 30, 2008

The Worst Woman Driver EVER

This is just beyond logic ?

Monday, November 24, 2008

Wonderful news chaps !

Wanna be at our Show Christmas Party ??

So, were doing the Red Rooster Jingle bell ball on 13th December in the pavilion Cork.

Two amazing Irish bands will double headline the event. This morning you might have heard Brez

From the blizzards getting felt up by Emer in a “ stars in your eyes “ blindfold feely game moment.

Ya, The blizzards are act 1 on the bill, more to be announced really soon.

It’s a free gig, win tickets on the show every morning.

( All acts are doing this for free, the only thing were asking for at the door is a decent donation for breast cancer research .. cool ?? )

Click the Video to get a projected vibe of the party (Visualise a few santa hats and decoration included )

Friday, November 21, 2008

We won a Golden Spider award at the national web site awards last night for

Best entertainment/gaming website ( less of the gaming tho)

Do we rock ??

Yis 

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

I think its called "fridge rock "?

Hit Me! - The Ultimate Fighter - K.O. KO

In this vid, a UFC fighter named DAVE KAPLAN tells another fighter named TOM LAWLOR to hit him as hard as he can. He claims he can take whatever the guy dishes out, but when the friend finally agrees to do it......

ha ha ...tool.

it's not hip hop .. its Hip op-eration

A choir of elders take on the biggest hits of hip hop... bless em.

More on the show in the morning.

Munster v All Blacks - Haka & Tries - 2008

Last night's game was mind blowing.

Made me want to take up Rugby again ( but im shite at it )

Me and the big lad, he played a unreal match.

My childhood heroes ( on the show friday )

It was kids TV with sly adult absurdity at it’s absolute genius best, Zig and Zag started it all.
I grew up watching these guys every single day after school, I can actually remember the day their
Alien space craft crash landed on Ian Dempsey’s head. I think they might have started on his 2fm breakfast
Show every morning ?

Anyway, the entire nation fell in love with these mental aliens. They later introduced “ Zuppy “, Dustin the Turkey,
Ted, and even Podge from the “ Podge and rodge show “ was born on day time telly back in the early 90’s.

The genius creators, Ciran and Mike met in college and have built an Irish Jim Henson’ish empire of comedy puppets including
Podge and Rodge & Bronx Bunny( ya serious that’s them too)

I take my child hood hat off them; they brought us so many happy school days.

Zig & Zag on the show Friday morning,

Can – not – wait.

Did you dance to this?

If the word bollox offends you ... dont watch this!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Beautiful Work !

"All hail the mighty baby dictator " ....Unreal !

Obama and McCain Dance off ! !

He dreamt about "a girl" ...then went looking for her !

So this dude ( a friend of news chick Eilish on the show ) had a dream about a
girl and then woke up. He sketched the " dream girl " and made flyers.

It's a strange one.

KC's " People morphing into people " part 7

Camron ....

Into Mayo political exile Padric Flynn.

So this is" Air sex "?????

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Last weekend in pictures ....

Friday morning - Making the show TV ad...

Friday day - Drifting at kartworld watergrass hill, unreal.

Friday night ... wasted.

Saturday night - Greg and Shane ( fish go deep) "20th year dj'ing together" party.

A teenager has claimed to have the longest name in the world - Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

Captain Fantastic - formerly George Garratt - changed his name by deed pool 'for a bit of a laugh' through the Legal Deed Poll Service which charged £10 for the legally-certified deed poll.

Captain Fantastic, a 19-year-old music student from Glastonbury, Somerset, said his name beat the Guinness Book of Records' longest personal name registered on a birth certificate by 24 letters.
However, he looks likely to have been beaten out by Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown, a 1-year-old from Wolverhampton, whose parents sensibly decided to giver her 25 middle names

So happy today ...Big Obama did it .. here's little Obama !

See more funny videos at Funny or Die UK

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Love this!

Larry Legend on the show Wed morning !

My Mum always reminds me that when I was 4 years old I would talk into a towel rack which resembled a skinny 70's style microphone, doing requests for the dog and the granny, copying what Larry Gogan said. I don't remember, but ill take her word on it.

The thing about Larry Gogan is, he just plays the tunes and says very little, he never annoyes people. He is on radio now for 700 years, in fact we know Larry was the dj at the opening party for Newgrange...that's Larry carrying speakers in he back door below.

Ya I know he's a dj on another station but the man is a legend, we speak to him on air after nine tomorrow morning ( he has released a cd thingy )

Some of the funniest answers from his " just a min quiz "

1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
3) Name the Capital of France? F
4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil
8) A famous Scotsman? Jock
9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Clyde.
10) A dangerous race ? The Arabs
11) Something that floats in a bath ? Water
12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
13) Something you wear on a beach ? A deckchair
14) A famous Royal ? Mail
15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle with wings
16) A famous bridge ? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
17) Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet
18) Something you do in the bathroom ? Decorate
19) A method of securing your home ? Put the kettle on
20) Something associated with pigs ? The Police
21) A sign of the Zodiac ? April
22) Something people might be allergic to ? Skiing
23) Something you do before you go to bed ? Sleep
24) Something you put on walls ? A roof
25) Something Slippery ? A conman
26) A kind of ache ? A fillet of fish
27) A Jacket Potato topping ? Jam
28) A food that can be brown or white ? A potato
29) The star that the travellers followed? Joe Dolan
30) As happy as..CLUE:Think of me? A pig in s**t
What else would you be doing on a bank holiday Monday ?

Hanging around a back road up by Cork airport taking freaky Ryanair/Rainbow shots !

Mmmmm, wait for the headline " O' leary introduces Rainbow taxation on flights"

Indian Astronaut Arrives Back Safely

Jesus crashes his speed boat.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Is it ?

This is Kerry K's interview from "this morning "

Oh and I also found this funny tv ad today.

Monday, October 20, 2008

obama is a mac daddy pimp ass bitch yo !

This is why I hate organised religion, but on the other hand it's comedy gold.

P.i.m.p. that daddy !

Rafa, Gerrard, Carragher, Owen and Crouch Impersonations

Me, an uncle ?

Ya my little sister informed me she was up the Damien duff this weekend, which everyone is delighted about.She is nine weeks gone, and all I can make out from studying the scan...

" my sister is pregnant with casper the friendly ghost's child" ??

Cool or what :)

Now now Casper she's sleeping !

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Best man ruins wedding ....classic !

Bush addresses the UK music video awards.

Adam Buxton was M.C. hammer for the UK vma's over the weekend. This is a video he put together for the event, the funny hairy fecker.

More from Adam ....

And his pirate DVD song ...

Friday, October 17, 2008

Airport security event

Customs Official : 'May I know your name?'
Passenger : 'Batman'
Customs Official : 'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this guy...

When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification card:

Thursday, October 16, 2008

'Cause its friday baby !


I have the exact decks and the mixer in this video, but this is how you actually use them.

Unreal !

This is pretty savage too.

"The result of a POLISH plumbers work in a house in Cork. . ."

Allegedly, the plumber may in fact have been Irish, French or fu*ked drunk !

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

KC's "people morphing into people" part 6


Into Leslie Nielson !

Well done Vic barry ...photoshop legend !

Why thank you :)

We love our show sponsors :)

Black pool shopping center sent in Moet and flowers and a card that has disco lights.

Were not worthy....

Jesus is my friend ... the remixes have started !

The one and only origional !

Kids, dont do drugs !

And the new Metallica video :)

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

" A nigg*r in the white house" ?

That's the title of a very well written blog I found on line when reading up
on the U.S. presidential campgain. I have added the text below with some video clips I have stumbled across.

It could also be called ...

‘A person with a lot of melanin pigment in the skin in the Colorless House’

Like most, I have been keeping a close eye on the daily web updates on the U.S. presidential race. It has turned into a stomach churning racial war… almost.

Confirming the hate is the hundreds of thousands of cowardly anonymous “You-tube” comment’s on hundreds of videos clips involving Obama.

This is one of the best blog post’s I’ve read on the “ Race - Race “

I robbed some video’s from Ricks blog … why thank you !

"The other day I went down to the little local store here to pick up some milk and bread. While waiting at the counter to check out I heard a few of the people in there talking about the election. Right off it was apparent that the owner of the store was a Republican and that she was 100% behind McCain. Her first remark was : “It seems to me that it’s always the Democrats that get us into jams, then the Republicans are the ones that come and get us back out of them”.

Ok, so she has been living in a cave for the past eight years and hasn’t seen the damage done by the Bush administration. I guess I can forgive her for that.

The next comment came from a lady that was a Democrat and didn’t like Bush at all, but I’m not so sure I can forgive her remark. What she said was: “I was all for Hillary to win the nomination, but now that Obama has won the primaries and will be the nominee I’ll be voting for McCain, he seems to be honest and at least he’s not a nigger”.

Not a nigger. Now there’s something I’d never thought of before. Let’s elect a president based on his color not his qualifications. She then went on to say that she had seen what happens when niggers become the majority somewhere and she didn’t like it.

Another person in there just happened to be a mailman and he was an Obama supporter. But again, his choice was based on his dislike for Bush, McCain and the Republican Party, and even more importantly, his belief that women had no place in politics.

Why not? If we can base our choices on color, why not also base our choices on sex?

Actually, I sorta did the same thing myself. I was behind Hillary all the way for this election, and part of my reason for backing her was sex. We’ve all seen the damage that men can do. Men tend to be power hungry with a need to prove they are better and stronger than everyone else, women don’t seem to have those needs so I supported Hillary on the hopes that perhaps a woman would be more responsible and base her decisions on the country’s needs and not her own quest for power.

Well, she didn’t make it and because she didn’t make it I am starting to see and hear about thousands of voters who supported Hillary and are now changing over to vote for McCain because they don’t want a black man in the White House. Many say they will vote Republican even if Obama chooses her as his running mate just because they don’t want a black president.

Despite the giant lead that the Democrats have held over the Republicans in the popular votes lately I am now starting to be concerned that maybe we will end up with McCain as our new president and we will continue down the path that we have been put on by the Bush administration. Quite frankly, that scares the hell out of me.

Don’t you think it’s about time we do away with petty concerns like race and start paying attention to what would be best for our country, not what would satisfy our own bigoted misconceptions of people based on race, sex or religion? I was backing Hillary in the primaries, but now that she has dropped out I will support Obama just as strongly as I have Hillary. I have another site that I have been using for the past several months for posting articles on science and a couple other subjects. I am now going to change the purpose of that site in order to push the envelope for Obama to as many people as I can possibly reach. We have a choice to make here and it’s a choice that will affect all Americans. Let’s not blow it by letting a man’s color influence our decisions. Do we want to see changes made in this country, or do we want to continue on the path set for us by the Bush/Cheney team? The answer to that question is obvious, too bad so many of us are too colorblinded to see it.

A nigger in the White House?

It could just possibly be the best thing this country has had in a very long time. When I look at him, I don’t see a nigger, I see a man, a man who could get us all pointed back in the right direction, don’t let his color prevent us from having that opportunity".

wow... they operate on his brain, he plays banjo !

Monday, October 13, 2008

funny or dead ?

See more funny videos at Funny or Die UK

Lil' O' Reilly!

PPI Awards friday night !

We won best breakfast show, WTF ??

Did not expect that one, but if it's going spare ...

We won best on air competition for our T.N.T. station promotion.

We won the drunken sports team award.

We got Silver award for Colm O Sullivans transmission.

Bronze Award for Rooster Comedy bits.

Bronze for Innovation with the " Heroes of music " shows.

Not bad for bunch of messers :)

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Lenny get's a part time job !

Monkeys work in Japanese restaurant

A restaurant in Japan has some unusual waiting staff on its books - two macaque monkeys.
Yatchan and Fukuchan serve customers hot towels and drinks, and are given soya beans as tips.
The monkeys are family pets who have been allowed to help in the bar. Animal rights regulations mean the premises have been visited to ensure the creatures are not being mistreated.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Sell out Sell out Sell out ...............

The Sex Pistols scared the shit out of the late 70's and early 80s'.

In 1977, the band released "God Save the Queen" during the week of Queen Elizabeth II's Silver Jubilee. The song was a hit, but caused so much controversy that Lydon was attacked in the streets by an angry mob. They stabbed him in his left hand, his leg, and nearly gouged out his eye with a beer bottle. Since then, he has not been able to properly make a fist with his left hand

These guys were anti establishment anarchists supporting the elimination of all compulsory goverment.

They stood for something, I cant remember what as I was not yet born ... but

Look what Johnny Rotten is doing now ... Butter ad's, W.T.F. ??

It means nothing anymore Mr Rotten, your offically full of shit.

Star wars kid !

So this legend was caught on camera doing ... well .. have a look !

Then the remix's started !

Genius ....

Numa Numa ....

Tunes ba ! !

So here at the good ship Red fm we bring you some of the best specialist shows on Irish radio. Stevie G’s black on red is one of the best
Black music radio shows in the world – I listen to a lot of radio and I honestly believe is better then anything the BBC / 1 extra put out.

We also have Transmission with Colm “the trout “ O Sullivan on Fridays which is brilliant for new rock, dance and cool shit.

And the biggest names in Irish house music, Greg and Shane, the legends of Cork clubbing bring there Go Deep show to the masses. This
Show is syndicated world wide to Power FM Turkey with a potential audience of 50 million, its plays out in Canada, Spain and even 2fm in Dublin have signed it up for there weekend shows…but it started here on Red FM.

Greg and Shane celebrate 20 years of playing house in Cork this November and some massive parties are planned see

The tune below is a national anthem in Cork.

Romanthony – The Ball n Chain

Everybody ……….

Monday, October 06, 2008