Thursday, April 01, 2010

Hello ...

this blog is dead... god rest ya.

Find me here now

www.todayfm.com

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Monday, February 01, 2010

Meteor Alert !

Dear God man,

Please let all who visit this blog reach for their weapon and text vote

RDJ3 to 085 7 11 44 44
lot's n lot's.

And help us win the Meteor award to make the world a better place.

Amen.

Rules like ..........

Subject: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

1. It's important to have a women who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and
who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and
who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
know each other.


Sincerely

Tiger Woods

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Just so you know .....

This is soccer am " Soccerette " Cork lady
Lisa-Marie Jordan

Lisa was on Soccer AM on Sky on Saturday morning.

Radio is a non visual medium, so it was my duty to post up who we have in studio today.

Just so you can see like .. ya know.



Saturday, January 30, 2010

Pretty fly this ...

Ok , What to do when you are bored in Cork.


1. Kill a few Flies, not alot , like don't do a Hilter on it.

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour ( today Sunday 31st is a good sunny day in Cork )

3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper...

Let your imagination flow boy's and girls.









Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Camera's Are Racist!!

If you own a Nikon Coolpix S630 digital camera, there's a good chance you bought it because of its face-detection feature, which can be programmed to take a picture whenever someone smiles, or to automatically send a warning when someone blinks.

There's just one problem . . . the camera is RACIST. Listen to this . . .

Last year, a woman named Joz Wang bought a Nikon face-detecting camera for her mother. But whenever they took a photo, the camera would send a message reading, quote, "Did someone blink?"

But the problem wasn't that they were blinking. It's that Joz and her family are ASIAN, and the camera can't distinguish an Asian person's eye from a non-Asian person's eye that's only partially open.

In other words, the Nikon's Coolpix cameras are racist.



Thursday, January 21, 2010

Conan last night - classic !

IF YOU GET A CHANCE TODAY .....

Please vote for myself and len ( pictured below ) for the meteor awards by texting RDJ3 to 0857114444

You can vote here too

Thank you !!


Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Do they know about this ???

The Frank and Walters - Cock legend's ... ha ha, sorry there goes the dyslexia again -

Cork Legend's , ahem !

Their song "Colours" is on a make up ad in Japan :)

Royalties.com !!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Found my first mobile at home yesterday ..

Got this back in 1923 - so old that number was 088 2

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Granny Spends 10k To Look Like Jessica Rabbit.




57-year-old Annette Edwards lives in England. For years, she's been obsessed with Jessica Rabbit from the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit".

So six months ago, Annette decided it was time to finally live out her dream by spending £10,000 on plastic surgery in order to look more like Jessica Rabbit. (???)

Annette says, quote, "Growing up, I'd always been fascinated with the cartoon character Jessica Rabbit. I thought she was stunning and for years I longed to look like my idol . . . I sometimes get stopped in the street, and have had loads of nice compliments."

Would ya?? :)

Don't get out of your car on ice ...



Monday, January 11, 2010

Too much to take.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.... 1 million worth of wheels !!!

If there's one thing the interweb likes - other than porn - it's a video of really stupid people doing things that could kill 'em.. great !

The one man stunt show - some of this is pretty cool.

What a hop :) haha

As featured on R.T.E. news !

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Monday - Stranded !

Snow log - 5.30 am Monday 11th Jan 2010.

I feel the end is nigh. Snowed in, iced in, unable to get to work today cause the roads are f*cked, and I live up a mountain with some rebel yeti's ( see picture )





So the lovely Clare is gonna take care of the show today with help from Dave the Mac.

It's her first Rooster so be nice on the ice !



Stringer - Eimear - Clare

Let's be honest here - who would you prefer to wake up with ?


I'll leave you with this - It's a snow Kate Winslet ( with better acting ability ) as built yesterday by my alcohol advisers, Lisa & Rebecca Cassidy in Macroom. Unreal!




Thursday, January 07, 2010

Tiger woods slow jam song !!

WEST OF IRELAND LEEDS UNITED SUPPORTERS!

This happened me twice last year :)

Thi

Back to the beggin !! :):)

METEOR IRELAND MUSIC AWARDS CELEBRATES 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

Nominees and All Star Line Up for 2010 announced! The Meteor Ireland Music Awards 2010 were launched today with the announcement of this year’s nominees and live performances. Recognised worldwide as Ireland ’s definitive music awards it will celebrate its ten year anniversary this year. The event will be held at the RDS Dublin Friday 19th February 2010 in what promises to be the music highlight of the year.

The star-studded music spectacular will be presented by international TV presenter Ireland ’s Amanda Byram. Performing on the night to celebrate the ten year anniversary will be the best in music, both home grown and international including Westlife, Snow Patrol, The Script, Florence and the Machine, Paulo Nutini, The Coronas, Pixie Lott and many more to be announced.
The most anticipated television event in the Irish music calendar will be aired by RTE on Sunday 21st February 2010 on RTE 2 at 9pm.

Best Radio DJ - National

Ian Dempsey- Today FM
Damien Farrelly - 2FM
Tony Fenton - Today FM
Ray Foley - Today FM
Larry Gogan - 2FM
Dan Hegarty - 2FM

Best Radio DJ – Regional
Leigh Doyle - BEAT
Jim & Niamh - FM 104

KC & Lenny - Red FM

Michelle McMahon - Spin SW
Jon Richards - Galway Bay FM
Shona Ryan - Spin 1038


Best Irish Band
Bell X1 The Coronas Delorentos Snow Patrol U2
Best Irish Male Colin Devlin Jerry Fish Jack L Christy Moore
Mundy Best Irish Female Wallis Bird
Julie Feeney
Valerie Francis
Laura Izibor
Dolores O’Riordan
Best Irish Pop Act Delorentos Laura Izibor
The Blizzards
The Script Westlife Best Irish Album Blue Lights On The Runway - Bell X1
Tony Was An Ex-Con - The Coronas The Duckworth Lewis Method - The Duckworth Lewis Method - Up To Now - Snow Patrol
No Line On The Horizon - U2 Best Irish Live Performance Bell X1 Christy Moore
The Script Snow Patrol
U2 Non- Voting Categories
Best Folk/Traditional
Kathleen Loughnane
Kila with Bruno Coulais
Christy Moore
Mairead Ni Mhaonaigh Sharon Shannon
Best International Band
Black Eyed Peas Florence & The Machine Green Day Kasabian Muse
Best International Male
Michael Buble
Jay-Z Morrissey Paolo Nutini Bruce Springsteen
Best International Female
Lily Allen Lady Ga Ga Little Boots Pixie Lott Taylor Swift Best International Album
Lunatic Asylum - KasabianLungs – Florence & The MachineSigh No More – Mumford & SonsSunny Side Up – Paolo NutiniThe Fame Monster – Lady Ga GaBest International Live
Leonard Cohen
Coldplay Florence & The Machine
Bruce Springsteen Take That

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Booty Pop ???

Buy a new arse !

Tuesday, January 05, 2010