Thursday, November 30, 2006
Jason Byrne is Live on the show after 9am,
Podge and Rodge are back on air with us.
We prank call a hotel to book the Harvey Norman Xmas Party @ 8.15
"Im a celebrity" the funniest clips from OZ,
Win tickets for PJ Gallagher at the Everyman in Cork Sunday 3rd Dec.
Showbiz Bits, the Tom cruise Photo revealed !
Rooster funny bits @ 7.30
Win family pass for Munster V Connaught.
BEST OF THE ROOSTER SAT MORNINGS AT 10 AM.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Monday, November 27, 2006
A guest we had on the red rooster a few days ago ran onto the set of the late late show and started hurling abuse at Pat Kenny,
This man, Paul Stokes, was on with Lenny & I talking about his invention to cut all road deaths
in Ireland, the late late show would not bring him on for an interview so he invited himself on - as you do !
Click footage above for a laugh !
Friday, November 24, 2006
Dirty oul wan from naked camera, do not miss her call !
Comedy whore Neil Delamare talks about pissy strawberrys and things,
The big 10,000 winner on the word,
X factor slated,
Joe & Shile get busy,
And Lilly Allen live ,
A friend sent this photo of a horrible highway accident in Germany. The picture may be kind of hard to take for some of you. If you look closely you can see what appear to be some survivors of the accident still in the wreckage. Although the picture is quite graphic, it makes you realize how quickly our loved ones can be taken from us.
My friend stayed on the scene to help and even though he performed mouth-to-mouth on quite a few of them, none apparently survived.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Monday, November 20, 2006
I know your head is wrecked from charity fundraiser people pouncing on you from every alley and street , people who jump out from behind wheelie bins and lamp posts with their sometimes forceful “ sing up now “ campaigns.
Most of you I’m sure have some sort of direct debit donation coming out of your accounts, but this is a quick once off for the festive season, so I hope you can help.
At the moment on Red Fm were running a major ad campaign to drive listeners into calling this number 1850 413 413 and to make a donation to barnardos, they do a huge amount of great work and need some help !
But the concentration here is about
5 euro to 50 grand , your call, your donation.
Thanks a million,
Imagine there’s a child living around the corner from you in
Think about it! It’s a fact!
Corks Red Fm’s help a Cork Child with Barnardos need your help
Please call 1850 413 413 , do it now !
Please give what you can, every single donation will go towards an improved live for a
Barnardos supports children whose well-being is under threat, by working with them, their families and communities and by campaigning for the rights of children. Barnardos was established in
No Cork child gets left behind
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Fridays Word Game is worth .......... 5000 euro , thats alot of cash !
Fill blanks on this " some people like that --------- & the --------- of it "
We do it tomorrow at 8.05.
Des bishop is on the show tomorrow, win tickets to see him in action and win his new dvd !
Red Rooster phone Tap, another wicked wind up !
The funny bits at 7.35
Kids in the car after 8.30
Show biz bits at 8.40
Plus loads more of your e-mails texts and calls !
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some
quiet.Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone.....!
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence....!!
"Well, stop f***ing doing it then??.!
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Women - They just don't get football!
True story from an Arsenal season-ticket holder:
His season-ticket last year was an absolute plum seat half way up the
Highbury main stand close to the half-way line. In other words, a TV
camera style view.
Anyway, after the first few games of the season it became apparent that
Despite all the home games being sell-outs, the two seats on his left
Were always empty. This continued until just after Christmas when all of
a sudden a guy and his young son appeared there.
After a few weeks of sitting next to this guy and his son, he decided to
ask if the guy knew why the seats had been empty for half the season.
The response is legendary:
'Yeah don't even go there mate. The wife bought me and my son a season
ticket but decided it would be a nice idea to give us them for
Christmas. I was FUCKING in' raging!'
It's an absolute classic!
CHECK OUT SPOON BENDER, MR URI GELLER TOMORROW MORNING AFTER 9 ON THE ROOSTER...
iF YOU HAVE A WRIST WATCH THAT'S NOT WORKING MAKE SUE YOU HAVE IT BESIDE YOU WHILE LISTENING TO URI, WE HOPE TO DO THE WATCH EXPERIMENT TOMORROW MORNING AFTER 9 AM.
ALSO WE WILL ALSO ATTEMPT TO MAKE LENNY'S NISSAN MICRA BLOW UP USING ONLY A TEA BAG AND A PACKET OF PRONTO CONDOMS ...FOOKING ACE EH ???
OH YA .... 5000 EURO ON THE WORD TOMORROW TO BE WON.
" ITS ALL ABOUT THE ---------- AND THE - ----------- "
TUNE IN AT 8AM TO WIN THE CASH.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006
HOWARD MARKS ON THE RED ROOSTER THURSDAY MORNING...
HOWARD MARKS aka Mr Nice explains why selective enforcement promotes disrespect for the law, and how the illegality of the drug not only contravenes human rights, but also prevents a reduction in the admission of greenhouse gases.
Things that annoy people:
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where
my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser,
I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice
there, did you sunshine?
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.
When people say "life is short". What the hell ?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
when you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
People running on escalators doooo’s my head in – Jon in Cobh
96fm & their fooking fugitave shite .... piss off - 566 Ted the builder
When you hear people burping loudly in restaurants – Aoife
People who leave there fog lights in clear weather – Paul Sullivan
When I dont get my hole ..... Sean
Drunk wemon waiting for taxies .... Paul cotter
Leave me comments with more annoying things and i shall add them!!
Slow drivers – connor
Timmy the clutch burner ???
Crap chipper food –
Mobiles left on in the cinema
People who go into the 5 or less items checkout with a cargo trolley of food.
Stupid ring tones – Kevin
People who make loud noises in the cubical when you’re slashing,
People who eat with their mounts open
Old crazy people who piss on the floor
Martin king the meteorological muppet who reads out requests for his own kids while doing the weather on tv3.
Friday, November 03, 2006
Best of the rooster tomorrow Sat Nov 4th
Frank & Walters in session
Kids in The Car
The Red Rooster Phone Tap
The new james bond ???
Classic Matt Molly Car call !
Were not allowed to say things like this on air any more " Im off to to the pub for a pint a vodka "
Have a rocking weekend !