Spent Sat night spinning the tuneogs in an great club in Tralee, it's called Fabric, one of the biggest and best designed clubs I have ever played!
So I crashed in a guest house as all the hotels were jammers with xmas work force piss heads who booked in to kip off the partyness. Now it was a pretty nice gaff, 10 rooms, elderly couple running it, all good.
So from my bed I call the repeption to inquire if Broad Band was available as I had the lap top and thought I'd pass an hour shopping for christmas shite.
Me: " hello Misses woman, have you broad band here ??"
Woman : "I'll have a look and send someone to you in 5 mins "
Door: " knock knock "
Woman 2, with confused glare : " here you go "
She handed me a ...... ahem... a broad "elastic " band ??
ah thanks love :):)
Picture posed by model.