I was back in my home town last weekend which is Castlebar in metropolitan Mayo
(Take a spin up there sometime it's only lovely )
I took my girlfriend Rachel with me. It’s her first time up there so we have a “ meet the fockers “ type rendezvous with my parents, all goes well.
So I’m showing off the town, we hit a nice restaurant, few bars and then to a club to meet a few old buddies.
It was at the local club that I noticed a very familiar character in the corner eyeing up the chick's.
Alive and well in Mayo.
(explain that one to your misses, “oh all the locals have fashion tendencies from the 50’s love “)