……Response sent by Cork office staff when their Dublin colleagues sent them a Leinster Scarf in the post after Leinster hammered Munster………….
"Cheers for the pretty scarf, awesome news that Leinster now have their own supporters club.
It was almost confiscated by the border police as they found substantial traces of jealousy, langeritis, acrimony and provincial cockiness.
Anyway we have found many uses for it around the office (Option 1 - 4) and it will also save the Cork Office expenses in the long run.
We have found a final resting place for it so that all and sundry can pay “Blue Magic” the respect it has truly earned. (see Final)"