True story this.
Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some
quiet.Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone.....!
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence....!!
"Well, stop f***ing doing it then??.!