"One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do. Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag. They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a smurf and the poor guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag. The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid for his flight etc (cost around 805 bucks if you wanted to do the same) but the guy had to do everything with the stag..eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc etc.
This has got to be the funniest Stag prank I have ever seen..please can I just say that no midgets were harmed during the weekend"