Babies just know ....

AND ..................

Jizz in my pants ( ahem )

It's on release on i tunes only, featuring Justin Timber'lad and Meadow from Sopranos !

Too Funny ....

Legend !

A very Sad e-mail from Fred !

If anyone offers you any of this gear call the Cops !




Hi Kc

All these items were taken from the FRED van Within the last 6 days we think.It was parked ,ironically enough,across from Anglesea Garda Station,Anglesea St,Cork City.

If anyone knows anything at all about our gear please phone the fred line 0860786943

no gear - no gig - no fred......


1 Fender Blues Junior re issue amp with tweed finish,...........

1 Fender sunburst precision bass(size to come).........rare
1 Fender Stage 100 amp,......
1 Pearl masters white marine pearl finish with gold trim rack tom
drum;(12"x8") in rigid black case with yellow straps on catches,.........one of a kind
1 Pearl Masters sparkly blue snare drum with chrome trim()14"x6" kept in worn wine coloured case covered in old stickers(1 Sparta prague F.C. sticker included) with black tie strap,........

Today's motivational posters

Sign of the time's ??

The seriousness of the current economic climate failed to dampen the comedic spirit out Kylemore way last week, with one local ironically suggesting that the ‘Recess-ion’ was just 17km away (and not Connemara village, Recess!).

Wanna win your wedding on the show ??

Wedding reception at the Blarney Golf Resort & Spa worth €18,500
Package includes: Wedding reception for 120 people including the bridal party - 3 course menu; 25 bottles of red wine and 25 bottles of white wine; mulled wine or fruit punch reception with tea, coffee and canapés; afters food - 120 sausages/sandwiches, spring rolls, tea and coffee; the bridal suite for wedding night; 10 rooms complimentary, champagne for bridal party on arrival; complimentary lunch the following day for the bridal party; and a complimentary bar extension for non residents until 1.30am.

Were asking you to send in your creative shots of you proposing to your partner, just make it funny !

Here are some of the latest.

If your doing nothing Friday night please get to this ...

ROBBIE O' CONNOR MEMORIAL

On Thursday January 15th and Friday January 16th there will be a number of events in Cork to pay tribute to the birthday of Robbie O' Connor, who passed away from cancer last April. All proceeds from these tributes will go to Marymount Hospice and Arc House. On Thursday the 15th at 8PM there will be a table quiz with loads of prizes at the Cotton Ball bar in Mayfield. The following evening at 8PM there will be another event, this time upstairs at the Pavilion on Carey's Lane. As Robbie would have liked, it will be a great night out with loads of music and special guests and everyone is welcome to come along!


On Thursday 15th there will be a table quiz at the Cotton Ball in Mayfield in aid of cancer as a tribute to Robbie O' Connor hosted by KC and Stevie G

On Friday January 16th upstairs at the Pavilion the Robbie O' Connor memorial will continue at 8pm with music from Shane Johnson, Stevie G, KC, Colm Kenefick and special guests, with all proceeds going to the Marymount Hospice and Arc House

For further info contact Rossi at 0868605901

Jerry Flannery's Hair is more important than timekeeping

So I take it Jerry lost a bet, had to squeeze into a pink T and carry the sign and
the fog horn around the streets.

He is actually a legend, great craic.




Just found this as well, Jerry breaks into the " back street boys " in an airport , classic !

Hip ..hop'eration .. this is just amazing !

Logo's for the 2009 business year !

Daniel Merryweather - Change

Tune of the year .. for me .. so far :)

Also my record of the week this week !


By the way.......

I think he looks like a young Brendan O Connor with a dodge " its cool in school for now " hair cut !

What goes through your mind when someone says "Let's go for a drink"?

Thank god your a man.

25 2008 hits mashed up !

One of the best beer ad's in a while !

This is the vid we spoke about today ....unreal

Copy this link ...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad6_jFVooFQ





I would have loaded it to here but they wont allow me to embed the clip]

'olloxs !

This is one of my fav t'internet video clips of all time, just so good.



This is up there too...

BODIES EXHIBITION!

The world renowned ‘BODIES’ exhibition is coming to Dublin this January 2009. This extra ordinary exhibition features real, whole and partial body specimens that have been dissected and preserved through an innovative process. The exhibition will allow you to view your body and its organs like never before. Taking place at the Ambassador from January 24th this will be the best thing you can visit this year – So far the exhibition has been in Amsterdam, New York, Paris and Budapest to name but a few with many a famous face turning up to check it out including Michael Jackson, Cameron Diaz, Bruce Willis, Kim Catrell, Leonardo Di Caprio, Jim Carey and Outkast.

You really do have to see it to believe it !.

Dr. Roy Glover world renowned Medical Director will be in Dublin to launch the Bodies Exhibition on January 22nd – He will be available for interview from 12pm on this day – There will also be a short press conference before hand to give you a brief outline of the exhibition. If you are interested in seeing the exhibition before anyone else and interviewing Dr. Glover please get in touch so I can arrange a suitable interview time for the day and you will also be able to bring a photographer to get some brilliant pictures.

In the meantime why not check out the website:

Www.bodiesdublin.com

One year in 40 second's.

Baby Swears In Its Sleep

Sorry :)

I like metal and f*ck off rock but I cant get my head around this style of vocal?

Let's do something different today bloggers, we could be dead tomorrow :)

Let's all sing along to Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse ..la la la



Hammer Smashed Face


There is something inside me
It's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose of the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from the sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
Through the crack
Blood does leak distorted beauty,
Catastrophe steaming slop.
Splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess.
Where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of
My new found lust
You will never live again,
Soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
Facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranal, contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial region
Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverised
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, No one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now the way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

The Red Rooster Jingle Bell Ball.

What a night !

Packed to the rafters and we made 10,000 for Breast cancer research.

Thank you for making this happen for us ....

The Pavillion, The Clarion Hotel, Trout O Sullivan, Miss Murphy, Stevie G, Fred & the Blizzards who were unreal, all in Red FM and everyone who rocked out with us.

KC

What a piss head !

A SINGLE GUY LIVED IN THIS TOWNHOUSE FOR 8 YEARS IN OGDEN UTAH , USA .
THE LANDLORD THOUGHT HE WAS THE BEST RENTER BECAUSE HE NEVER CALLED OR COMPLAINED AND WAS NEVER LATE ON A PAYMENT.








THESE PICTURES DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO WHAT IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE.
CENTURY 21 REALTY HAD ALREADY MOVED SOME OF THE CANS OUT, AND THEY HAD CAVED IN THE TUNNELS THAT THE RENTER HAD MADE TO GET TO THE BEDROOM, BATHROOM, AND KITCHEN.
All this, yet you still do not see any dust, scattered clothing, or dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person. Add to this, the fact that he was concerned about his health, proven by the fact that he drank 'Light' beer.
Beer cans by the tens of thousands. Mountains of cans burying the furniture. The water and heat were shut off, apparently on purpose by the tenant, who evidently drank Coors Light beer exclusively for the eight years he lived there.
There was an estimated 70,000 beer cans in the townhouse. To accumulate that amount of cans, the resident must have consumed an average of 24 beers a day for the 8 years of his tenancy!!

Bye Bye Carol .... I love you !

4 day's to the red rooster jingle bell ball ;):)

Keano leaving Sunderland ( harsh lads ... harsh )

This is David Van Day ...sweet jesus !

Loads of you looking for this guy !

The Worst Woman Driver EVER

This is just beyond logic ?

Wonderful news chaps !

Wanna be at our Show Christmas Party ??

So, were doing the Red Rooster Jingle bell ball on 13th December in the pavilion Cork.

Two amazing Irish bands will double headline the event. This morning you might have heard Brez

From the blizzards getting felt up by Emer in a “ stars in your eyes “ blindfold feely game moment.

Ya, The blizzards are act 1 on the bill, more to be announced really soon.

It’s a free gig, win tickets on the show every morning.

( All acts are doing this for free, the only thing were asking for at the door is a decent donation for breast cancer research .. cool ?? )

Click the Video to get a projected vibe of the party (Visualise a few santa hats and decoration included )

We won a Golden Spider award at the national web site awards last night for www.redfm.ie

Best entertainment/gaming website ( less of the gaming tho)


Do we rock ??

Yis 

I think its called "fridge rock "?

Hit Me! - The Ultimate Fighter - K.O. KO

In this vid, a UFC fighter named DAVE KAPLAN tells another fighter named TOM LAWLOR to hit him as hard as he can. He claims he can take whatever the guy dishes out, but when the friend finally agrees to do it......



ha ha ...tool.

it's not hip hop .. its Hip op-eration

A choir of elders take on the biggest hits of hip hop... bless em.

More on the show in the morning.

Munster v All Blacks - Haka & Tries - 2008

Last night's game was mind blowing.

Made me want to take up Rugby again ( but im shite at it )





Me and the big lad, he played a unreal match.

My childhood heroes ( on the show friday )

It was kids TV with sly adult absurdity at it’s absolute genius best, Zig and Zag started it all.
I grew up watching these guys every single day after school, I can actually remember the day their
Alien space craft crash landed on Ian Dempsey’s head. I think they might have started on his 2fm breakfast
Show every morning ?

Anyway, the entire nation fell in love with these mental aliens. They later introduced “ Zuppy “, Dustin the Turkey,
Ted, and even Podge from the “ Podge and rodge show “ was born on day time telly back in the early 90’s.

The genius creators, Ciran and Mike met in college and have built an Irish Jim Henson’ish empire of comedy puppets including
Podge and Rodge & Bronx Bunny( ya serious that’s them too)

I take my child hood hat off them; they brought us so many happy school days.

Zig & Zag on the show Friday morning,

Can – not – wait.


Did you dance to this?



If the word bollox offends you ... dont watch this!

Beautiful Work !

"All hail the mighty baby dictator " ....Unreal !

Obama and McCain Dance off ! !

He dreamt about "a girl" ...then went looking for her !

So this dude ( a friend of news chick Eilish on the show ) had a dream about a
girl and then woke up. He sketched the " dream girl " and made flyers.


It's a strange one.

KC's " People morphing into people " part 7

Camron ....



Into Mayo political exile Padric Flynn.

So this is" Air sex "?????

We spoke about this mentalist this morning !

I found the worlds greatest sport ...chair jumping !

Wanna be a popstar ???

W

What Obama really wanted to say !

The perfect husband :)

Ok im a pool fan, but this is funny.

Stevie G.... pratice what you preace man.

Last weekend in pictures ....

Friday morning - Making the show TV ad...



Friday day - Drifting at kartworld watergrass hill, unreal.




Friday night ... wasted.



Saturday night - Greg and Shane ( fish go deep) "20th year dj'ing together" party.

A teenager has claimed to have the longest name in the world - Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.




Captain Fantastic - formerly George Garratt - changed his name by deed pool 'for a bit of a laugh' through the Legal Deed Poll Service which charged £10 for the legally-certified deed poll.

Captain Fantastic, a 19-year-old music student from Glastonbury, Somerset, said his name beat the Guinness Book of Records' longest personal name registered on a birth certificate by 24 letters.
However, he looks likely to have been beaten out by Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown, a 1-year-old from Wolverhampton, whose parents sensibly decided to giver her 25 middle names

So happy today ...Big Obama did it .. here's little Obama !

See more funny videos at Funny or Die UK

Kiwi Bacon.

Speed Saves Lives.

Tax Disc Holder ......I want one !

The Diesel 30th birthday ad ( this is so funny, but if your easily offended dont watch this )